For the same reason humans are. 
What is Murphy's Law?
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Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
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Posted : July 10, 2013 5:25 pm
Murphy's Law is the principle that if something can go wrong, it will.
What is Buckley's Chance (or your local equivalent)?
Posted : July 10, 2013 5:53 pm
It's approximately the chance that the old mule has of bucking Ley off. It can also refer to the different chances of him sailing 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 feet.
What franchise currently produces the most fan fiction on the internet?
Posted : July 10, 2013 6:29 pm
Harry Potter.
Why does Jack keep jumping over that candlestick?
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Posted : July 11, 2013 5:18 pm
Because he likes pushing his luck. 
If he wasn't burned last time, then why not do it again? 
Why do bears hibernate?
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Posted : July 11, 2013 5:22 pm
Because they're smart and they know that being awake through the winter is way too much effort.
What will the internet of the future look like?
Posted : July 11, 2013 5:24 pm
It will paint itself on your minds eye.
Do snails smile?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 12, 2013 4:57 am
Why of course they do! Their mouths are so far down though, we can never see it.
Can dogs understand their wolf cousins?
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Posted : July 12, 2013 5:47 am
Maybe a bit, the less well bred ones probably understand them better.
What is hammer space?
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Posted : July 12, 2013 4:43 pm
Storage space whereby cartoon characters can extract protection from hammers thrown at them.
What do bells and hammers have in common?
Posted : July 13, 2013 1:24 am
A scene in the Magician's Nephew where they work together to wake Jadis
How old is dirt?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 13, 2013 6:07 am
Interesting question! My answer is:
As old as the world is.
Now a classic question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Polly knew at once that it was the Cabby's wife, fetched out of our world not by any tiresome magic rings, but quickly, simply and sweetly as a bird flies to its nest."
(The Magician's Nephew, Chapter 11)
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Posted : July 13, 2013 10:00 am
To get to the other side, the side where the vegetarians live and chicken is not on the menu.
Why is it when you are driving and late for an appointment, you get every red light, and behind every extra slow car?
The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis
Posted : July 13, 2013 10:18 am
Because there are sensors in the road telling every light and everyone but you that you're late. So everything conspires against you to make you even later!
Why is it that roses are red and not blue?
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
Posted : July 13, 2013 2:31 pm
Because they aren't sad.
Is time travel possible?
Posted : July 13, 2013 2:39 pm
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