went to try to find my froggish brother. Before I found him, however, I met

... "an old man in a shadowy hood. He asked if I was the crown prince, and I nodded. He blew a fistful of golden dust in my direction, and I looked down and saw..."

I was now walking on four paws, my clothes had become a golden colour and that around my face I had cuddly tawny fur. And whiskers. "Not a monarchist", I thought. "What would he do with the Prince of Wales?" But ...

"...before I could ask him, I realized that he had disappeared. When my brother found out, he...."

rolled on the floor, laughing in an unkind way. So seeing a shopping centre not too far away, probably with a pet shop, I picked him up in my mouth, which made him collapse again with fright. We...

"...were quite a sight, and eventually, animal control was called on us. In the resulting confusion...."

at the entrance to the petshop, I was caught and sedated, but...

"When I woke up, the pet shop was closed, and no one was around. Seizing my chance to escape, I picked up my enchanted frog brother and..."

dumped in the nearby fountain. I prowled around the empty shopping centre but found it was barricaded from the outside. It was then I saw that a young lady had...

"...approached him and kissed him, and after that.... well, you know the rest of the story." As he finishes, all you can say is....

I think I have heard this story before. Or have I been on NarniaWeb so much that I am dreaming about lions who....?

"...talk?" Just then, though, out of nowhere....

...a glass bottle appeared, containing a handwritten note. The note read...

"To the person who read's this note:
As soon as you read this note you will turn into a...

"...frog. April Fool's! You'll actually turn into an apple." As it happens, you suddenly....