electronic pet horse. The princess gasped and walked over to the electronic horse (who's name turned out to be "giga-bite" due to his penchant for biting strange people billions of time). Giga-bite terrified the bobby, who ran away screaming, while the prince and the princess. . . .
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mounted Gigabite to fly away. Meanwhile, the London Bobby blew his police whistle, summoning all police in the vicinity. "That, there, so-called Prince, is the fishy character who stole items from the Coronation dinner service", he said, urging them to
follow immediately. Unfortunately, a bunch of policemen on foot was no match for a flying horse, so the prince and the young lady quickly lost them. Giga-bite took the two to...
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a far-off land where, besides an empty road, stood a general store with an old-fashioned public telephone booth in front of it. There the 'prince' and young lady were greeted by...
the village blacksmith, a stout, red-faced fellow in his mid-forties with a long handlebar moustache. He wiped his grimy hands on his leather apron and offered his right hand for the prince and the lady to shake. They...
were a bit put off by his general hygiene, but found him to be a terrifically kind person, who was a bit down on his luck. He told the prince and princess that he had recently lost his best. . .
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...pair of bunny slippers. He asked the prince and the young lady if they could help him...
and so they all joined in a hopeless game of 'spot the bunny slippers', as hordes of ravenous rabbits besieged the general store. The blacksmith looked down at the prince's feet and saw....
...that there were a bunch of carrots lying at his feet! No wonder the rabbits had stampeded on his store. They moved the carrots outside, and the rabbits followed, allowing the blacksmith to find his bunny slippers. However, when he found them...
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they each had a litter of rabbit kittens inside them. "How cute!" exclaimed the young lady as she fed them bits of carrots, lettuce and anything else she could still find available in the general store. When he saw how very quickly the little rabbits in his bunny slippers were growing, the blacksmith...
realised he wouldn't be able to feed them all by himself. So, he gave a pair to the young lady and the prince, and pointed them in the direction of the town just down the road. The young lady and prince set off to...
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that town, on their trusty Gigabite. Just then, a helicopter forced them to a stop. It was full of London policemen who
were thoroughly lost.
"Excuse me," said one of the policeman, "can you tell us where we are?"
The young lady explained they didn't know where they were either, but were on their way to a nearby town to try to find their way home. The policemen decided to...
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follow, until one of them realised exactly why they were wherever they were. "Excoose me", said he to the "Prince" and the young lady. "Are'n't yer that chap wot stole a valuable lapis coffee-pot from the Tower of London?" In reply, the "Prince" and the young lady.....
explained that the policeman had the wrong person. The policeman apologised and they amicably parted ways once they reached the town. The next thing to do was...
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