she discovered that choking down this foul-tasting potion had made her noticeably
lighter. Miraculously, in addition to being invisible, the young lady started floating off the floor. The worms looked up at her, their teeth clenched as she floated towards. . .
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the fluorescent lights hanging from the ceiling. She bumped up against one, which was understandably and uncomfortably hot. To keep from being burned, the young lady...
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made her way to the exit where she floated over the top of the chains around the building, but then remembered...
that if she went outside, she would simply float away into the night sky. Being a sensible young lady, although the idea might be considered picturesque, she thought it would be rather uncomfortable and inconvenient, for who knew how long the floating and invisibility would last? Therefore, she decided to...
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
kick the worms' teeth in so that they couldn't prey on any other unsuspecting travelers. But she didn't want to get her shoes dirty...
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But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
and so, remembering that worms don't actually have teeth and are good bait for fish, she...
lured them all into a bucket, and made her way to the mini-aquarium that the mall had. One by one, she tossed the worms into the fish tank until surprisingly, one of the fish. . . .
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turned into a handsome prince! He swam out of the aquarium and together they left the mall. They started walking across the parking lot when a car...
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full of disgruntled customers from the food court stopped them to demand angrily why they didn't get their ordered fish and chips dinners. The Prince...
whipped out his sword, holding the crowd at bay while the princess tossed her laundry at the crowd. The two of them were winning against the crowd until. . .
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a 1940's London bobby, dressed in full uniform, arrived. Bending and straightening his knees and thumbs tucked into his policeman's jacket, he said: 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, wot 'ave we 'ere? The crowd....
ran in fear in every direction because of the alien ship behind the bobby. The bobby slowly turned around...
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and gasped, " 'Ello? Wot - and Who 'ave we 'ere, really?" He stared at the dark blue alien ship which looked suspiciously like....
a coffee pot with rocket engines. The Prince gasped in surprise, "Why, it's my....
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton