No!! YouTube doesn't work on my computer!!

Here's a good one my cousin told me over Thanksgiving...

Three men were captured by Indians. The Indians told them that they were going to kill them and use their skins to make boats out of, but they could choose the way they wanted to die. The first man asked for a gun and shot himself in the chest. The second man asked for a knife and stabbed himself in the heart. The third man asked for a fork. He stabbed himself all over, crying, "You ain't makin' no boat out a me!!!"

LOL cat!!!

If you can't read the line below 'Victory'~~"bag is dead"
This is so like my cats!!! They love to attack bags and usually end up with at least one handle around their neck!

ramagut, your LOL cats make me smile! It just makes my day! I love cats. I just wish I wasn't so allergic... Oh, well. I'll just have to make do with dogs. They're almost as fun as cats...

Sorry, but I can't think of any good jokes at this hour. I probably ought to go to bed...

This is kind of dumb, but it made me LOL a bit:

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (in a minute)

Caspian: We are sailing to find some random people.

(They sail to a BAD place and escape. They sail to a GOOD place and have fun. They sail to a BAD place and escape.)

Eustace: I hate this. Oh wait, I like it now.

THE END

Those are really funny Queen Lucy!!!

Fire Fairy: Well If Youtube does not work then how about when I post youtube here?

Hopefully that works

~Benjamin

A couple of funny things:

1) My sister got engaged a while back and on Thanksgiving asked my cousin (who is four) to be their ring bearer. He goes running to my uncle and says "I'm going to be Cousin Leah's ring barrier!"

2) The same cousin later that day is sitting on the couch watching football with my dad. This four year old is calling plays left and right "This is going to be a running play." "They'll throw it here." "He's not going to make a field goal." And he's right every time. Of course he has a speech impediment and says "That was a gweat fuwst dawun!" instead of "great first down" so my dad says to him "Oh yeah that was a gweat fuwst dawun". My cousin turns to him and says "I wike the way you say fuwst dawun"

3) Some of you may be familiar with Adventures in Odyssey and Kids Radio and the "Twilife Zone". Well, the tidbit description for the episode today is this:
The Twilife Zone: Through "Kids Radio", we hear a story about a talking toy chicken who seems harmless enough at first -- until ...

3) Some of you may be familiar with Adventures in Odyssey and Kids Radio and the "Twilife Zone". Well, the tidbit description for the episode today is this:
The Twilife Zone: Through "Kids Radio", we hear a story about a talking toy chicken who seems harmless enough at first -- until ...

Oh, yeah! I got so mad. The online show cut off the end, and I've never heard that one before.

I just thought this was so funny!!!!

Oooh, Ramgut, that is funny! And pretty cute, too.

I think this is my favorite thread, because I always end up laughing so much!!

Everything that everyone has posted makes me laugh!

Even my last post? Or was it my adjustment to my sig?

Wow, I didn't even notice that!!
That's hilarious! (your sig!)

Thank you! I've had a commentary for awhile, but I just made it "official." I have no idea how oftain I'll change it.

Sorry, Benjamin, it just appears blank. But thanks for trying.

EDIT: I've just got some more funny stuff. Since YouTube doesn't work on my computer, I'll just tell you how to get to it. On youtube, look up "Trigon Commercial 2" (I think that's it). It's cute, and hilarious! Also do "Trigon commercial karate". Hopefully that'll get you to the right videos.

Fire Fairy Thats too bad
Those Commercials are funny!