Fortunately you burned the peach jubilee to the exact texture that would impress a dragon.
Posted : November 11, 2015 2:18 pm
Unfortunately, the dragon is joined by a companion and there is no longer enough peach jubilee for both of them.
We have nothing, if not belief.
—C.S. Lewis
Posted : November 12, 2015 1:50 pm
Fortunately, the dragon's companion is allergic to peaches!
Posted : November 16, 2015 2:56 pm
Unfortunately the dragon's companion, having tasted a mouthful, turned a peach colour so was eaten by the dragon by mistake
Posted : November 17, 2015 11:02 am
Fortunately, the dragon's companion was so large that the dragon choked on its peach-colored snack and coughed them right back up!
Posted : November 17, 2015 3:09 pm
Unfortunately, the companion was not amused by their trip down the dragon's gullet and blames you.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : November 20, 2015 9:37 am
Fortunately your legal aid defence lawyer turns up, ready to fight the ensuing court case the dragon is bringing against you.
Posted : November 20, 2015 6:39 pm
Unfortunately, the dragon's companion is more interested in vigilante justice than in the rule of law, and so dumps the rest of the peach cobbler on your head!
Posted : November 24, 2015 2:17 pm
Fortunately, your lawyer is equally handy with a napkin as with a law book and your face is soon clean again.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : November 24, 2015 3:45 pm
Unfortunately there is no trash can to dispose of the garbage.
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : November 28, 2015 6:32 am
Fortunately, if asked politely, dragons can serve as an incinerator.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : November 28, 2015 7:12 am
Unfortunately, the dragon is a bit overzealous with his fire-breath and everybody's eyebrows are singed.
Posted : December 7, 2015 5:42 pm
Fortunately, that's all that was singed besides the garbage.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : December 26, 2015 6:49 pm
Unfortunately, the dragon's pride was wounded because he couldn't control his fire well enough.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
Posted : January 3, 2016 3:34 pm
Fortunately, the dragon recovered his pride when he noticed someone holding the standard of Wales.
Posted : January 4, 2016 4:00 pm
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