Fortunately/Unfortunately
This new game is pretty straightforward. Here's how it goes:
Person 1: Unfortunately, I have a cold.
Person 2: Fortunately, you've got medicine!
Person 3: Unfortunately, the medicine is expired
Person 4: Fortunately, when you take it, you develop superpowers!
Person 5: Unfortunately, your super power is the ability to smell like a skunk
And so on and so forth.
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I'll start things off:
Unfortunately, it's hot outside today.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
Fortunately, your air conditioning is work just fine.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Unfortunately, constantly running the AC causes a really high electric bill.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
Fortunately, you just won ten thousand dollars in a sweepstakes!
Unfortunately, you were so excited about this fact that you hosted a pizza party with fancy appetizers for all your friends and you ended up spending WAY more than you should have.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Fortunately, one of your friends thought the party was so amazing that he told his friends about it, who invited you to another party!
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Fortunately your friends are awesome and they chipped in to help you pay for all the food.
Love God, love people
Unfortunately your friends now have expectations that all your parties will be really extravagant.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Fortunately, your best friend is a party planner!
Unfortunately, she's getting married and moving to a different country, so she won't be able to help you much.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Fortunately, they cancelled that and now live on the next block.
EmpressJadis
Just because they can't feel it too doesn't mean that you have to forget
The Call, Prince Caspian
(Song by Regina Spektor)
Unfortunately, her now ex-fiance is crazy and has vowed to get even with you for convincing your party-planning-friend from calling off the wedding.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
Fortunately, you still have enough money to change your name.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, you inadvertently change your name to that of a dangerous criminal, so now the police, FBI, and IRS are looking for you.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Fortunately, the criminal is proved to be innocent.