That teacher smothers children when she's impressed with them. She constantly wants to talk to people like you, i was saving you.
You ate my giant flying sentient pickle (joe )
Im not inactive just very very busy
-Katana, Member of the Midnight Society, Weapons afficionado of the castle of Ivory&Gold, esteemed owner of a flying pickle
I had a disease that could only be cured by eating a giant flying pickle, I had no idea it was sentient!
You stuck my head in the toilet!
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
You were thirsty.
You poked me with a red hot poker.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
First off, it was red, but not hot. Second, you weren't moving, and just washed up on the shore of a beach.
You set my house on fire with me in it, and then blocked all ways of escape! I used a piece of the ceiling that had already fallen to break a wall and escape, but still! It's bad!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
I'm a pyromaniac. I can't help it!
It's a hot day, you just drank my last icy-cold Coke!
Sig by the Wonderful wolfloversk
AROOOOOOO!!!
Well you told me I could help myself...
You sent me an invitation to a party that was on LAST week!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
I sent it out four months ago! Wretched postal service
You used your magic wand to transfigure me into a flower pot.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
You told me to "plant myself" on the couch, and I needed something to plant myself in. Since you told me to, I figured it was only fair that you be the one to help.
You shaved my dog bald!
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Oh, my bad. When you said you wanted to name name your dog Balto, for some reason it sounded like you said you wanted him bald ... oops.
You threw your bowling ball into my lane!
Sig by the Wonderful wolfloversk
AROOOOOOO!!!
I'm a bad aim. Also, someone put a wall in the way of the pins on my lane.
You placed a wall in the way of the pins on my lane!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
We're sharing a lane, I wanted a good challenge.
You dunked the fire flower Mario gave me in the sink and put it out!
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
You threw your bowling ball into my lane!
I'm a bad aim...
(out of game: I did that on the wii once for that reason...)
Well there was a gas leak in the bathroom... you don't want the house to explode do you?
You broke the gas pipe in the bathroom!
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Mario told me that he needed that particular pipe type to fix another, more-important-to-fix pipe, one that had a gas so dangerous, that if it was exposed to oxygen for too long, it would make a nuclear explosion (it was a nuclear gas). I'll get you a replacement pipe, it's just that the nearest place to get one is ten minutes away, and I needed it in under five minutes.
You broke the nuclear gas pipe!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
(out of game: I did that on the wii once for that reason...)
(out of game II: and I thought was the only one who had ever done that )
I wanted to get back at Mario!
You locked me out of my house!
Sig by the Wonderful wolfloversk
AROOOOOOO!!!
Of course I did. You have been very destructive lately. Who knows what else you might do to the house.
You hid all of the cat's toys and now she's playing with my stuffed animals instead!
NW sister to Movie Aristotle & daughter of the King