I didn't lie. I didn't know she had fleas. I thought since she was an inside cat she wouldn't get fleas. Don't worry, after I put this medicine on her and then send her around the house she will be a flea killing trap and you won't have a problem.
Why did you kick me?
NW sister to Movie Aristotle & daughter of the King
There was a snake on your leg and I made it go away by kicking above it.
My blu-ray disk!!! You broke it!
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
Well someone told me about a fun game where you take an item and hide it from the other. I guess under the rug wasn't the best idea...
this envelope said "Do not Bend" so why did you bend it?
"And this marvel of all marvels, that he called me Beloved, me who am but as a dog-" -Emeth
Because I always do things I'm told not to do.
Why do you say you love me and then you punish me without a reason?
"You, Will Scarlet, are strong, and true, and you fight for what you believe in. And that is why I love you."
It is because I love you that I punish you. You may not see the reason now, but you will later.
You pushed me into the swimming pool!
Love God, love people
You told me you where hot, I thought to make you a pleasant suprise and push you into the swimming pool to cool you off a bit. It was a suprise but I guess you didn't think it very pleasant
You sat down on my bed and broke it!!!
always be humble and kind
It wasn't my fault that the elephant wanted to come sit too!
What are you doing in the fountain?
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I was looking for Bob Saget!
Why did you kill my pet dragon?
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But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer
It's just a video game. Get a new one.
You stepped all over my paintings! They are ruined!
Long Live King Caspian & Queen Liliandil Forever!
Jill+Tirian! Let there be Jilrian!
Ruined? I think they're improved! See how the colors are swirled together centered around the shape of a foot... Now that is art!
My sheep!! You sheared him! He wasn't ready to be sheared until next month!
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
The sheep looked so hot. I had to shear him.
Where is my TV?
NW sister to Movie Aristotle & daughter of the King
It's in my room now, I thought you could use a bit of a change.
What is the hamster doing in my cereal bowl?
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Hey, I don't control his movement!
Why did you yawn when I started talking?
"Are you sure you're eighteen?"
"Why? Do I look older?"
You yawned just before you started talking, which made me yawn!
You didn't show up for rehearsal!
Love God, love people
I was caught in lunch break traffic. We need later rehearsals again.
Why do you let your two year old run around with chocolate syrup, peanut butter and toilet paper around the house? It's messy.
Long Live King Caspian & Queen Liliandil Forever!
Jill+Tirian! Let there be Jilrian!