When those left overs in the fridge were still uneaten after a whole day had passed, I thought you had forgotten that you can't keep some foods much longer than a day before they join the compost heap, so I ate it rather than simply waste it.

You haven't cleaned out the fridge since last Christmas

But Christmas was only two days ago.

Your hair is so untidy, as if you had been in a tornado!

Well, what do you expect, when we are all in lockdown, when all the hairdressers who aren't still in lockdown, are expected to cut hair as quickly as possible?

You were supposed to go back to school last Monday, did you know?

I have been in quarantine so long I have no concept of time anymore...

Didn't you know you were supposed to come back to work on Monday?

I thought it was to be next Monday.

You didn't check what places have been opened since last week & for how many people.