You get to, but there's nobody to play them with!

I wish I could bench-press 500 pounds.

You can, but soon after you get an injury that prevents you from lifting any weights at all.

I wish that I owned a Volkswagen bug. (This is actually a legitimate wish
of mine. )

You get a Volkswagen Beetle on your next birthday but it gets stolen within a week and crashes during a police pursuit.

(I owned (at different times) 2 classic bugs, FireFlow. A 1965 and 1966 and one was stolen and never recovered.)

I wish I had my stolen VW Bug back.

You get your VW Bug back, but it's missing its tires, driving wheel, seats... pretty much everything except the basic body of the bug.

I wish I could to Disneyland for my honeymoon.

You can, but unfortunately, the park is closed for maintenance during the time you have available to go.

I wish I could run super fast for miles without getting tired.

you can, but sadly this power will attract bees to you

I wish I could be on a TV show

You get on a TV show... as the villain who always gets beat up, and is meant to seem really unintelligent.

I wish I could add my own smilies to NarniaWeb (mainly, a monkey smilie that looks better than this: ).

You can, but you have to pay $100 for each one you create.

I wish Sega would accept my idea for a Blaze the Cat video game. (A real wish for me)

It comes true, but the game is actually really bad. Nobody buys it, the company goes bankrupt, and you get sued for damages.

I wish I had a pet dragon who was tame enough to fly me around.

You get a pet dragon and name it Shones, but everytime you try to fly with her, she dumps you on an active volcano!!!

I wish I had a one floored home...

You get the house, but one floor is all it is. No walls, no ceilings, no doors, no windows....

I wish I had the fastest computer in the world.

you get the fastest computer, but it's infested with viruses....

I wish I were a teenager again, without having to repeat school, keeping the knowledge I already have.

You become a teenager again, but no one will hire you for a job because you're too young, even with high knowledge.

I wish my sister and her boyfriend would get married in two years!

They get married in two years, but they also have a ton of kids and make you babysit them all.

I wish I could go on a Doctor Who shopping spree.

~Riella

you can, but all of the plastic Tardis' are broken and all the T-shirts have holes

I wish I could sing like Jen Ledger (Skillet's drummer)