You get it, but it's blank.

I wish I had a dragon.

You do, but the dragon doesn't have any wings and blows water instead of fire.

I wish I was Queen of the World.

You become Queen of the world, but only to Disney World.

I wish I could jump from the top of the tallest waterfall, and not get hurt.

You can, but you forgot how to swim

I wish could win the Super Bowl!

You win the Super Bowl... by defeating the Packers

I wish pizza was a health food.

Pizza comes a health food, but then you eat it so much that you soon began to hate it.

I wish I could own a horse.

You own a horse, but it's a rare breed that needs to eat a pound of gold a day in order to survive.

I wish I could maintain a 4.0 grade point average throughout college.

You maintain a 4.0, but your health is irreversably damaged due to stress and lack of sleep... It's so bad that you're starting to sound like Gollum!

I wish I was a wolf

You could be, but then you would end up as a lone wolf and the rest of us would be sad.

I wish I could take off and fly.

You take off and fly, but have the unfortunate side effect of sounding like a plane.

I wish I could visit all my friends from NWeb at once!

You can! You have a get together that goes down in NarniaWeb history! Unfortunately, real life spammers crash the party with bad grammar, and inane ads. (That part goes down in NarniaWeb history too. )

I wish I could accelerate the growth of plants and feed the world!

You are able to feed the world, but suddenly it becomes too much and there's no room for all the food!

I wish I could walk on the moon.

You can walk on the moon, but now you can't walk on earth.

I wish I could be a chef.

You become a chef. The worst one in the world. And you burn up five restaurants by accident.

I wish I could speed read.

~Riella

You can speed read, but you read so fast that you don't understand the story!

I wish I could visit anther country.