Best: You make a deal with her and she lets you go.

Worst: The deal involves you having to bring her some supper, preferably something other than orc.

Best: She is satisfied with a Big Mac.

Worst: She's mad that you forgot to bring her soda and fries to go with it.

Best: She eats the Big Mac anyway and falls asleep, allowing you to escape.

Worst: You are lost in the middle of Shelob's lair with no idea how to escape.

Best: You hear a sound and manage to follow it out of the cave.

*really thought giving Shelob a Big Mac was hilarious*

Worst: The sound was Sauron.

~Riella

Best: Sauron has become a lot nicer since you last saw him.

Worst: "Lot nicer" being a relative term, Sauron is still a little on the mean side.

Best: It appears Big Macs have many uses, because you manage to win over Sauron by offering him one - complete with fries and a soft drink.

Worst: All Sauron's orcs swarm you begging for Big Macs. When you don't immediately reply, they become angry and draw their weapons.

Best: You direct them to a McDonalds over in Gondor where an ambush is waiting for them.

Worst: they destroy all the people waiting for them and still demand Big Macs on pain on death

Best: It's free Big Mac day at McDonalds and all the orcs get free food.