Best: When you come back, you cook so terribly that they become sick of you and send you on your way. You're free again!

Worst: (so far, all I've gotten are worst case scenarios!)

You're free but have no clue where you are and are lost. And you have no compass or map.

Best: It gets dark and you find your way using the North Star.

Worst: The North Star now appears to be in the wrong part of the sky, and you get hopelessly lost.

Best: You remember that you had come to an evil land several pages ago so you just have to use your handy-dandy return to your home world button on your watch.

Worst: The battery on your watch is dead.

Best: Your watch has a small compartment with a fresh battery in it.

Worst: You put the battery in the wrong way, resulting in you losing your memory!

Best: A kind magician comes along and gives you back your memory, along with giving you a mansion in San Diego.

Worst: You really didn't want a mansion in San Diego.

Best: But you move in and soon learn to love it.

Worst: you get robbed on your first night there

Best: But you have a secret safe with lots of money in it that the robbers didn't find.

Worst: While checking around in the walk-in safe, making sure nothing is missing, the door closes behind you and now you're locked inside the dark safe.

Best: You find a light switch and turn on the light so you are now locked inside a light safe.