Justification for owning said gorilla due to health reasons might bolster your case.
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Posted : January 30, 2014 8:33 am
Kenya and more southerly nations are too far away to hear gorillas and elephants snoring.
Posted : January 31, 2014 8:23 am
Living near a zoo may increase the likelihood of hearing snoring animals.
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Posted : January 31, 2014 8:30 am
More snoring can be encountered in theaters than one might imagine.
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Posted : January 31, 2014 8:34 am
Not that it can be avoided though.
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Posted : February 1, 2014 5:14 pm
On Safari one might encounter a lot of snoring beasts, as they roam and snooze in packs or herds, and this would be worse than a cinema audience.
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Posted : February 1, 2014 9:12 pm
Perhaps snoring beasts might attract night predators and end up as dinner.
Posted : February 1, 2014 10:07 pm
Quite possibly that is an issue for them.
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Posted : February 2, 2014 1:54 am
Rather than snore, perhaps they might try a gentle wheezing.
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Posted : February 3, 2014 2:34 am
Snoring really isn't something that you can change.
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Posted : February 3, 2014 4:21 am
The animals may disagree if they try my methods.
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Posted : February 3, 2014 4:26 am
Until they fall asleep and no longer have control over whether they snore or not! 
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Posted : February 3, 2014 4:29 am
Very well, I shall give up my dreams of ridding the world's animals of their snoring problems.
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Posted : February 3, 2014 4:37 am
Well, then, we can move on to the problem of belching frogs.
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Posted : February 3, 2014 4:50 am
Xylophones are crucial to solving that problem.
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