Well, Heroine of Chivalry, Cocoa Puffs does indeed have grain in it. And your confidence in the mods is well-placed.

Your thanks is noted, Pattertwigs Pal.

daughter of the king, your politeness and offering are both well-offered. *notes the Tolkien thread*

The White Queen, it doest grieve me that you hath never heard of cereal before. I believe this should help enlighten you.

Fire Fairy, it is indeed sorrowful that you have run out of milk. However, your offering of oatmeal and Cream of Wheat is accepted. *marks down the Non-Narnian Graphics thread*

The White Rabbit, I suggest you look at the information provided for the White Queen about cereal. And I shall forgive your shortness, as one should always be on time for appointments.

My supplicants: After many long labors on my part, I have convinced the mods to hear your pleas. They have relented and will remove the rule of only four threads open at a time. So, all threads will be saved and not just the ones you pleaded for. Thankofferings are indeed accepted.

Remember: Be cautious and do not offend the mods.

And eat more cereal!

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