What sterling reputation? The name of the agency is Rent-a-Mod. That just screams "Get your cheap, sociopathic moderators with delusions of world domination here!" to the whole wide world.

Mr. Mod, I don't believe you are a properly accredited member of the agency. All Rent-A-Mods are known by numbers because it's easier to spell.

Uh... 42? Did you not get a paycheck yet? I think the members here will find that we're worth every penny paid us!

I have already received several paychecks. I used my superior robotic abilities to reroute several moderators' direct deposits to my bank account. Soon I will have enough money for the diamond encrusted chest piece with the removable mithril chainmail bikini top.

Oh PA, that was beautiful. *wipes tears out of eyes* At least you're still here. Although, since the Rent-A-Mod takeover is eminent, I believe we'll all have to appease them with cereal offerings...

I am a fairy! I am immortal! You may kill me all you want, but I'll just keep coming back to life and back for more! That is why I am the strongest!

Attention, Attention! I believe I have determined how to solve this problem! Its quite simple. Use my mod-to-cereal machine! Simply take a mod you don't like, insert them here, and they come out over here as freshly boxed cereal! An example would be here.

Spammer....that's just weird.

ANYWAY, 19, per my marriage this morning, I had to change my name. Those of us special enough to marry get extra perks, like, no numbers.

I think that's very unprofessional of you, Mr Mod, mixing your private affairs and work.

I thought moderators were supposed to set a good example!

Congratulations, though! I'm sure you and the missus will be very happy. I wish you the very best. *tears up*

I am married to my video game consoles, does that count?

Nope. Doesn't count.

Thank you, my dear 19. But, you see, when you meet such a lovely lady as my Mrs Modette, you can't help but love her. So work and love mixed, and I'm oh so glad! She's as amazing as peach cobbler with ice cream.

I still resent the fact that he stole my love . . .

I hate peach cobbler. And ice cream is sticky. It might damage my mithril chainmail bikini.

Welcome, dear mods!! So lovely to have you here! I hope you are not having too much trouble at the moment, we are a bothersome bunch, I'm afraid.

Oh mighty Mods, I regret to inform you that your avatars are quite intimidating. They're all staring at me. And I hope you do not wish to intimidate your minions?