Will you still be here after the arsenic I laced your ranch dressing with goes into effect?

My favorite Mods are StarGzaer and StarKat. Totally awesome Ditto Story collaborators. Wait - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I must go rescue them from the monsters and blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Rent-A-Mods! My name is....well you can read it yourselves
I have some advise for you Mods. Don't ever argue on the Forums, if you do that we may too. And you don't want that. Also we may start arguing with you, and then the whole Forum will go crazy. The best place to settle any disagrements is in the Members Chat. There is always someone there who can help you sort things out. Have a wonderful day,
wild_Archer

Cheese curls? Cheese curls? I thought everyone knew that cheese PUFFS were superior! . . . And yes, there is a difference.

*Lovingly gazes at the cheesy splendor gracing her signature*

And the old mods would NEVER have badmouthed food products.

This, is an official statement from Rent-A-Mod.

I demand an explananation! You best not be subjecting our beloved mods to any experiments against their will! For if you are... You shalt have my fangs to deal with... Grrr!!!!

Don't worry, sweet wolf. Your mods have not survived to meet with any experiments. You see, their plane mysteriously went down in flames, then crashed into the ocean. All aboard drowned. While Rent-A-Mod was supposed to only be temporary, we have stepped up to the plate to become NarniaWeb's permanent moderators. Thus, an new regime is starting.

Whoa, hold it a minute, the mods hired them, not the other way around. It's important to remember that. These rent-a-mods are under their orders.

Actually, we aren't. We are your ultimate authority now. There is none who can control us. Your beloved moddies are forever lost.

I'm glad you are here because the old mods were very tedious. It's about time we got some new blood in here.

Movie Aristotle, I must say, members like you make me proud. I salute you, and, once I have assumed all power, will be sure to shower you with prestige and everything else that goes along with it.

Tirian did not like the old mods anymore. Thus the tears and screaming and blood and monsters when they actually arrived at their destination. Their final destination.

Actually, 42, see above. It appears they did not reach their destination, although what a lovely destination that would have been.

Thus, we have official founded the new Narniaweb order. All shall love us or die.

IMPORTANT EDIT

Oh, yes. If you would like to try and pacify us, we may accept offerings of cereal. But it has to be the right kind, the kind that is pleasing to the mods. You may now start presenting your gifts.

Cheese is disgusting. Rotted dairy products pressed into polygonal shapes. I am grateful I am not human thus not requiring food.

42, i'd like to say that your request has been fulfilled (i.e., me going away), but alas, i cannot.

because... i know something you don't know...

Go to a chatroom to settle arguments? That's boring.

Where I come from, we settle things with danmaku and Spell Card duels! If anyone dares to challenge me, I've got my Icicle Fall and Perfect Freeze ready to go! After all, I'm the strongest!

*Returns with ranch dressing for the mighty Mod 14*

There you are! I brought three kinds! Normal ranch dressing, low-fat ranch dressing, and ranch dressing with bacon flavor added.

*eyes Mod 42 warily* Not that I have much like for ranch dressing either.

Does this mean you are a zombie moderator? I suppose Rent-a-Mod must be an equal opportunity employer since they hired me, a female robot. But shouldn't you be eating brains and not ranch dressing? Or are you dipping the brains in ranch dressing?

How can you not like cheese? The most recent Narnia film was full of it!

*Begins organizing a search-and-rescue party for the Lost Mod-Squadron*

thank you, GOLD! at least SOMEONE appreciates all the work I do around here. i especially appreciate your offering of bacon flavor.

mod 42, that is classified. i'm afraid i can't tell you.

Per Mr Mod's note on the previous page, please remember that bribes offerings of cereal are now being accepted if you wish to curry the new regime's favor. We'll be here all day today. And tomorrow. And the day after. And pretty much forever.

Rose, as I mentioned in my previous post here, they are no more. They burned to death and then drowned.

I hereby join the search-and-rescue party!

Edit: Because I don't believe the report of burning and drowning...