You all are very immature.

Hey! That's not very nice! I'm just a kid after all. (And my older brother picks on me enough already).

Ok who kicked me off the chat?!! (Just as I was posting about gremlins too...)

And is it part of your modly powers to be able to post in all the channels at once?

*innocence* why wolfy, whoever would do such a thing? kicking you off the chat? how dreadful!

anyway, i have finally arrived. i expect you all to pay me in cheese curls and ranch dressing.

well? well? come on, pay up. or else i shall be very, very, very, very, very angry...

Dear New Mods,

I'm glad you are here because the old mods were very tedious. It's about time we got some new blood in here.

Go make yourself a marshmellow sandwhich to celebrate.

Tirian did not like the old mods anymore. Thus the tears and screaming and blood and monsters when they actually arrived at their destination. Their final destination.

let us have a moment of silence to mourn the old mods.

ok, i'm done.

pickles, anyone?

oh wait. that's a clover.

where are my cheese curls?

*hands Mod 14 some cheese curls*

Here. How's that?

GASPETH!!! Our beloved mods! That does it I shall fly off to find them... anyone care to join me? ...Especially anyone with a map?

~FLOW~

*hands Mod 14 some cheese curls*

Here. How's that?

i suppose it might suffice...

but what about my ranch dressing? cheese curls just aren't the same without it.

i have tons of pickles, but no ranch dressing. phooey.

GASPETH!!! Our beloved mods! That does it I shall fly off to find them... anyone care to join me? ...Especially anyone with a map?

you will never find them. remember what mod 42 said?

you will never find them. not now, not ever.

BWAHAHA, HAHA, HAHA...

we win.

Good afternoon, Rent-A-Mods! I suppose I had better introduce myself since it appears you will be taking over things for a while. My name is GOLD THE WANDERER, and I actually don't wander all that much. I enjoy recreational activities such as doing somersaults and popping bubble wrap. Oh, and I have a collection of empty water bottles in my basement. Want some?

GOLD THE WANDERER, are you perhaps related to goldilocks? and do you perhaps have any ranch dressing? i can't eat my cheese curls without it.

Bubble wrap? Did someone say Bubble wrap?!? I once played on the MLBWP (Major League Bubble Wrap Poppers) Kansas City Snappers. I was #24, of course, and was League MVP for Most Bubble Popped While Rest Of Team Out On Restroom Break.

It was a great moment for me!

I regret to say that I do not have any ranch dressing, although I will go buy some if it will appease you.

I cannot recall my ancestry much, but I think it likely Goldilocks is perhaps a second cousin of mine twice removed. I believe I have relatives of the aquatic ancestry as well for it seems my fellow NWers have taken to calling me Goldfish.

Ranch dressing is revolting. It taints your genetic material, making you loathsome to those capable of analyzing you on a genetic level. In other words, you make my ocular receptors hurt with your ranchiness. Please go away.

GOLD, yes, i am afraid i get most upset when i do not have ranch dressing. you must buy me some or else risk the wrath of MOD 14...

oh, you're related to a goldfish too? really? that must mean we're distant cousins! how quaint!

mod 42, i am afraid i cannot fulfill your request. i'm here to stay.

FOR. EVER.