Wow.

You all are very immature.

That's all I have to say about that.

Hmph.

Don't call me an idiot!

The one who calls others idiots is the idiot!

All you new mods are better than the mean old ones, anyway. They didn't let me go to Barbados with them...I think they're jealous of my lustrous blonde curls, personally. How immature.

What mods would you say are the most distressed?

Obviously, me and PR... we're the only ones left behind, I think. (though there might be others??)

PR, my dearest fellow "Princess Mod"- I feel your pain! They didn't ask me along either.

Maybe it's because they trusted us the most? You know, they probably guessed the Rent-A-Mods would run amok, and so they left us behind to prevent disaster? (along with the noble Lone Ranger, of course) This could be wishful thinking, though. I'd hate to think that our dear beloved mod family hated us.

Oh, who knows? *sigh*

But the idea that I was possibly left behind so's I could infiltrate seems kinda fun...

Barbados? Where's that?

Is that place really hot? Because I don't like hot places.

It's a good thing you didn't go. Everyone there's probably burning to a crisp.

Yes, you are very lucky to be left behind with us. I hear that as part of their vacation they will be undergoing some kind of treatment.

It is much better that you should stay and learn about the fine art of moderating from professionals like us. Maybe you were left because Tirian thought you would be the only ones you would learn anything. I would say it is an honor to be left with us.

You're, like, enough to make someone's cerebral cortex shrivel up.

Ok, I see your cerebral cortex joke now, Mod 701. Very funny. (Though I really don't know what a cerebral cortex is.)

I am one of those timeless characters that time seems to pass by. I can neither be updated nor can I be replaced. I shall live on in legend for years to come.

Yeah, I think I've heard of you before, too... Don't know where though.

Don't worry, my dear, they are being well taken care of.

Uh oh, what does that mean?

Who is your favorite former mod? Of course they can in no way compare to us. For we are far superior than them. Ours is a high and lonely destiny. Not every one can come in and deal with the mess we found.

Didn't Digory's Uncle Andrew say something similar to this?
I don't think I have a favourite former mod; I like all of them! I really miss them!

All you new mods are better than the mean old ones, anyway. They didn't let me go to Barbados with them...I think they're jealous of my lustrous blonde curls, personally. How immature.

Yeah, I think they're jealous, too. Immature indeed. Hugs to you!

what have you done with the mods!!!!!? are they kidnapped?

Who's my favorite former mod?

I would have to say Ramagut is the winner! Of course, I haven't really got to know much of the mods. So, it might change once I get to know more of those lovely people.... that is, if they return!

I just have one question, what if the real mods choose to spy on us in Barbados? (After all, computers aren't forbidden over there.) Will they take on an ordinary username like the rest of us and begin to post among us as if a new person? I say, scary thought!

Well, that's just it. Barbados isn't going to be everything the mods thought it would be. You see.... there's no wifi there. muahahahahha.

Treatment?!!

What treatment?!!!

I demand an explananation! You best not be subjecting our beloved mods to any experiments against their will! For if you are... You shalt have my fangs to deal with... Grrr!!!!

Signed,
Wolf Backwards The

Mod 09- Are you saying you're glad I'm not burnt up? Aww, that's so sweet! Maybe some of the new mods aren't so bad. Which leads me to...

*glares, before starting in*
Mod 26- Excuse me, what's that?! I've been a mod for as long as I can remember (probably since 2006 or 2007). If that doesn't make me a professional ALREADY than I don't know what would. You should be banished for talk of that nature. Speaking to one of the few remaining mods like that... FIE, FOR SHAME!!!!

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Nellie, I know you weren't talking to me. But I think the cerebral cortex is part of the brain. (or IS the brain. something like that)

Libby- Didn't you read the first post? They've been sent on vacation, and I was left here to deal with all of THIS.

Watz-They can't. They don't have Wi-Fi over where they were sent. I suppose that's ONE good thing about being left behind! I AM terribly worried about them, though.

Edit:
Mod 28, you read my mind! (ohhh, scary! ) How'd you get in here first?!

wolfy, thanks for sticking up for my friends and coworkers!!!
*whispers "do you think we can take these rent-a-mods?"*

Statement: Questions are irrelevant and a waste of moderator time best spent on completing their duties.

Whoa, hold it a minute, the mods hired them, not the other way around. It's important to remember that. These rent-a-mods are under their orders.
Obviously then, our beloved mods thought these rent-a-mods would do their job well because they are only taking care of one of the biggest and best forums out there. The rent-a-mods won't do anything drastic. If they do, they will loose the privilege of modding such a great website, not to mention their reputations.

Whoa, hold it a minute, the mods hired them, not the other way around. It's important to remember that.

I think you are gravely mistaken, Sir. We didn't hire them. Tirian did. (either that, or they hired themselves. can't be sure with this lot)

I say, people really don't pay attention 'round here, like they used to. It's a shame really.

*walks off, shaking her head*