GUYS I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW OKAY

LIKE I LOGGED IN AND FOUND OUT THAT EVERYONE BUT ME GOT TO GO TO BARBADOS AND I AM TOTALLY SUPER ANGRY. THIS IS NOT COOL TIRIAN. YOUR SITE IS SO MEAN TO ME AND I AM GOING TO HAVE REVENGE. FAIR VACATION TIME FOR ALL!

The archai-mods are under the impression that they will board the plane in Barbados with carry-ons and orange mocha frappaccinos in hand next Thursday. The truth of that assumption is yet to be determined. Hahahahahahaha.

By my age, I'm able to access the forum with only my mind. We adapt very quickly as a species.

PrincessRosario: I'm sorry for your sake you were not deemed worthy to visit the pristine ivory beaches to stay at home and lie around. We will now rule over you. Enjoy your life plebian.

By the way, if I had a forum that I wanted the mods to have a break, how would I contact you?

GUYS I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW OKAY

LIKE I LOGGED IN AND FOUND OUT THAT EVERYONE BUT ME GOT TO GO TO BARBADOS AND I AM TOTALLY SUPER ANGRY. THIS IS NOT COOL TIRIAN. YOUR SITE IS SO MEAN TO ME AND I AM GOING TO HAVE REVENGE. FAIR VACATION TIME FOR ALL!

Uh oh......

And yeah, hows that hiring mods thing work? Might be useful.

HA! Obviously I am the favored mod . . . 13 is such an illustrious number, I'll have you know. Everyone wishes they were me . . . sad, I know. But don't be too hard on them. They just aspire to greatness.

Alright... I step away from the keyboard to give Silver some exercise and chase a few bank robbers and what do I find? Rent-A-Mods running amok! *shoots a few bullets into the air and in the ground at their feet* Remember, I am a crack shot, so I hit exactly what I am aiming at! Now back to your tent and computers and handle forum business correctly!

For the curious: The Rent-A-Mod Agency is not contacted by forum Administrators. When we are ready to dominate your forum, we will contact you with your terms of surrender.

*returns to his Report for Mr. O'Brien*

GUYS I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW OKAY

LIKE I LOGGED IN AND FOUND OUT THAT EVERYONE BUT ME GOT TO GO TO BARBADOS AND I AM TOTALLY SUPER ANGRY...

I feel your pain!!

Now back to your tent and computers and handle forum business correctly!

You said it! The forum is certainly being handled differently today!

For the curious: The Rent-A-Mod Agency is not contacted by forum Administrators. When we are ready to dominate your forum, we will contact you with your terms of surrender.

"Terms of surrender"? Uh oh...

. . . 13 is such an illustrious number, I'll have you know.

Cool! Can I be a Mod then? I'm 13 today...finally a teenager!

The Lone Ranger? I remember my great-grandpa talking about a radio show or something with you in it.

And I am in charge of the new mods!

I beg to differ! It appears that I have absolute power, and YOU must bend to my will. Honestly, 40, you can't even boast right. You aren't the last Mod, my Best Enemy Forever is 42, so, obviously, she trumps you. Get a grip, PEOPLES!

And OBVIOUSLY all of the moderators had to take off some time. I can COMPLETELY understand now that I've met all of you. You're, like, enough to make someone's cerebral cortex shrivel up.

The whole thing is a conspiracy!!! They kidnapped our mods for a hostile takover!!! Where are our mods?!?!?!?!?

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The Lone Ranger? I remember my great-grandpa talking about a radio show or something with you in it.

I am one of those timeless characters that time seems to pass by. I can neither be updated nor can I be replaced. I shall live on in legend for years to come.

*takes careful aim at the piece of paper in Mod 07's hands and angles it so that it will hit the piece in Mod 40's hand* Now children, play nice.

The whole thing is a conspiracy!!! They kidnapped our mods for a hostile takover!!! Where are our mods?!?!?!?!?

According to these Rent-a-Mods, they are either in Barbados or a stable somewhere -- but I don't really believe that. I know who where several of them are.

The whole thing is a conspiracy!!! They kidnapped our mods for a hostile takover!!! Where are our mods?!?!?!?!?

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Don't worry, my dear, they are being well taken care of. So NarniaWeb members, a question:

Who is your favorite former mod? Of course they can in no way compare to us. For we are far superior than them. Ours is a high and lonely destiny. Not every one can come in and deal with the mess we found.

So NarniaWeb members, a question:

Who is your favorite former mod? Of course they can in no way compare to us. For we are far superior than them. Ours is a high and lonely destiny. Not every one can come in and deal with the mess we found.

I don't know that I ever came on enough to have a favorite mod... they're all ultracool. Kate was on the welcome team when I first joined, and she is the one who first welcomed me, so I thought it was really cool when she became a mod. And ramgut is probably the one I posted with most often (she has cute pets! ).