Oh, well, Lady Galadriel, I shall do so now.

Wait, we surrendered? Did I miss something?

I shall never surrender.

Never surrender? Yeah, I've heard that one before.

You're welcome, your Majesty. And I can buy plenty more when those run out.

O Great and Powerful Majesty, What will you do with your great and majestic powers first? What sort of world will you turn this NarniaWeb into, now that it is under your thumb?

Of course! You are the Keeper of the Cheese Curls after all.

I was thinking that I shall start by turning this into a social networking site. Maybe we'll call it NarniaBook? Or NarniaSpace? Or NarniaTube? Hmm. Decisions, decisions.

*CRASH! BANG! BOOM! ZAP! OWW! BEEP!! COO! MOOO!! SSSSCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHATTER!!! OOFF!

Dude. Are you okay?

I was thinking that I shall start by turning this into a social networking site. Maybe we'll call it NarniaBook? Or NarniaSpace? Or NarniaTube? Hmm. Decisions, decisions.

I think that would be a very great improvement, Your Majesty.

~Riella

*moans*

Well I don't appear to have any broken bones... cuts and bruises maybe but no broken bones... I knew milk was a good thing! Now where am I? I wonder if anything else is in here...

Hellooo!?-ooo!?-oo!?-o!?

Hmmm.. there appears to be a bit on an echo...

Anyone here?- here?- ere?- re?

Maybe I should try callblasting...

AHHHHOOOORRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*RRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Uhoh-oh-oh-oh.......

Ah, but I have complete control over my molecules. You cannot dissolve me! Oh and I have burned your attics full of nasty trashy food to the ground.

Anyone here?- here?- ere?- re?

Maybe I should try callblasting...

AHHHHOOOORRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*RRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Uhoh-oh-oh-oh.......

Okay. Well I'm glad you're okay. And yeah, we're here. Can't you see us posting?

Anyway, stop shouting. It only leads to trouble round these parts.

~Riella

*stumbles into the thread, dripping wet with seaweed and ocean water, and a starfish attached...*

I swam all the way here after a harrowing escape from the prison compound on Barbados. My graphics are still in a shambles and I should just fall into bed after such an adventure. Imagine, the Rent-A-Mods doing such a thing to our fair community! And reading this nigh on broke my heart:

I haven't forgotten them. I remember them quite well. I remember how inferior they were to these GREAT NEW MODS!!!!!!!

That not enough for you, Queen? Well, I've still got another spellcard, so watch ou

---

Geez, Cirno, what did I tell you about causing trouble in unfamiliar places?

*sigh*

Terribly sorry about that, everyone. I'm Letty Whiterock, and as a youkai of winter I watch over Cirno to make sure she doesn't get into trouble. I don't know who was it that selected her to be a Rent-A-Mod, but I was hoping she wouldn't be like this.

Anyways, I've contacted the mod whom Cirno was arranged to replace. Turns out, since he was just an emeritus, he was not invited to the trip to Barbados and spent the whole time watching everyone without posting. At any rate, he should be coming back soon.

In the meantime, Cirno and I shall be leaving for our homeland of Gensokyo. Well... since winter is about to come to an end, I'll be leaving for the rest of the year... yeah, I know, Cirno, I know you'll miss me... we go through this every year. Don't worry. I'll be back next winter to play with you... okay?

I think that would be a very great improvement, Your Majesty.

Your support is most appreciated! I'm so happy I could almost smile. <--- See? Isn't my smile great?

Ah, but I have complete control over my molecules. You cannot dissolve me! Oh and I have burned your attics full of nasty trashy food to the ground.

Ah, well, dissolving is overrated anyway. And who cares? There will always be more cheese curls & ranch dressing, as long as I live! For the record, it's not nasty or trashy either.

Ah, what a pity, The Defiant Fairy has left. I rather enjoyed sparring with him.

Stargazer! I'm so glad to see you! Princess Anna's been holding the Impostors off from the main control center as best she can, but they've been making headway here in the Spare Oom.

Wolfloversk, thanks for braving the terrors of the Bermuda Triangle to help rescue the True Mods!

*stumbles into the thread, dripping wet with seaweed and ocean water, and a starfish attached...*
I swam all the way here after a harrowing escape from the prison compound on Barbados. My graphics are still in a shambles and I should just fall into bed after such an adventure. Imagine, the Rent-A-Mods doing such a thing to our fair community!

Hmm... I don't think you're really Stargazer. I think you're an imposter, trying to trick us. Maybe Mod23? Yeah, I bet you're actually Mod23... trying to trick me into saying "Oh no, Stargazer! I didn't mean it! etc. etc." So you can say, "Aha! So you are a traitor!" But it's not going to work. Cuz it aint true. Nuh-uh, no-how.

See? Isn't my smile great?

It's beautiful! The picture of it will be (thankfully) engraved in my mind, for me to look upon with fondness ever after.

~Riella

Your valiant efforts, and those of Princess Anna, are greatly appreciated, Adeona. In the end we shall prove triumphant in the battle for the great land of Spare Oom.

edit: Ithilwen, perhaps you have unearthed a truly nefarious scheme. But I shan't tell.

What? You mean I ended up right back where I started?!!!!

Stargrazer!!!!! *flyinghugtackles* You're alive!!! What of the others?

Stargrazer!!!!! *flyinghugtackles* You're alive!!! What of the others?

*returns the greeting*

I believe the others may eventually return; the Coast Guard was mounting a rescue even as I escaped. It may take some time before the forum is returned to its rightful, peaceful existence. There may be some legal action pending against the Rent-A-Mod Agency for breach of contract.

NO ONE SHALL EVER STOP ME!
I AM INVINCIBLE!
I AM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
I AM... THE CONQUERER.

And I'm here to stay.

FOR. EVER.

Say "Goodnight, Gracie" tyrant. Your minutes are numbered now that the True Mods have begun arriving. Stargazer's here, and it's just a matter of time before the Coast Guard (and Wolfloversk, and The Rose-Tree Dryad!) find the others.