Resistance is futile. You will all be assimilated to serve us.

Resistance is futile. You will all be assimilated to serve us.

Ok, I definitely think I know who you are now.

*coughs* I didn't say anything.... *Joins in on the hunt for the old mods*

I don't think the old Mods went anywhere.

Resistance is futile. You will all be assimilated to serve us.

No problem there. As I already said, I am completely at your disposal (although I'd much rather not be disposed of in any case). I am quite used to being a Minion and serving those who devote their lives to the evil purposes.

In fact, if you ever need an evil Minion/assistant, feel free to contact me. I don't resist the new Mod movement at all.

~Riella

1. May I ask what will become of us now that we are under your control? I suppose you'll just live happily like before, won't you?
2. What will become of us now that we are under your control? (I couldn't wait for permission to ask that question) Oh, I answered that question two lines up.
3. Who is your favorite of the regular members? Anyone who talks to me and calls me Luna, I think.

Hey Luna. How was your day? Do you like being a Mod?

Who is your favorite of the regular members? Anyone who talks to me and calls me Luna, I think.

*Talks to Luna* *Calls her Luna*

So tell me, Luna, do Mods shop at all the same malls and stores that other people do? or do you have like a... special Mod Mall where you get all the good deals?

~Riella

Ha ha slow poke! Slow poke!

I refuse to answer any more questions. It's an insult to my intelligence.

You all are immature children.

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.

*Comes in singing The 12 Pains of Christmas*

Well, I sure can understand how the old moderators got tired out! All this power is so daunting that I only got up the courage to come in and join the fun just now. So, hi members!!! I'm happy to have you serve me-err, I mean, happy to serve you.

Hey Mod9 welcome to NW. Just to let you know I am totally for the Mod movement.

Hey Luna. How was your day? Do you like being a Mod?

It was kind of good and kind of bad. I have another one-and-a-half feet of scroll to write, and this internet is so distracting. I only learned to use a computer last week....

*Talks to Luna* *Calls her Luna*

So tell me, Luna, do Mods shop at all the same malls and stores that other people do? or do you have like a... special Mod Mall where you get all the good deals?

You're so nice to me. It's alright if you're not, though. Most people aren't. Actually, I shop in London, mostly, but I suppose the other mods don't shop there, owing to what sort of forum this is.

It was kind of good and kind of bad. I have another one-and-a-half feet of scroll to write, and this internet is so distracting.

I know the internet is very distracting. For me when im trying to do homework, I see that my favorite basketball team won a big game. So I read and article on that. By the time im done its probably time to hit the hay.

Shopping? I'm a fairy, so I don't need to shop. That, and there are no malls where I come from. Everyone's too poor to shop at malls. Especially the shrine maiden; she almost never gets donations.

Well, that, and even if there was a mall, that witch would probably just steal everything in it.

Thanks, friend Wiggle. Your allegiance is duly noted and will be rewarded in the New Order (which is neither chronological nor publication). I think you will like all the eels we will have available to make eel stew. And all the wide open spaces.

Shopping? I mostly eat mashed potatoes and hard tack and I buy those at market. Oh, and I eat Honey Bunches of Oats provided by my loyal subjects. Which, now that I mention it, I don't think I have received. Come now loyal NarniaWebbers! Cough up!