5, have a little respect, lest I smite thee with the sword of my wrath. NOBODY disrespects my wife without...retribution. For respect to the international community we have chosen to remove the periods. If it irks you so much, try to put them in. And guess what?
YOU CAN'T!!!!!!
BAWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted : April 1, 2011 12:53 pm
Oh yeah!
*releases a swarm of africanized honey killer bees into the nuptial sweet of the Mod/Modette Family!!!!! Also releases a herd of goose (who will produce such wonderful excrements for your lovely carpet!!!!!!!!), and also releases termites, rotten pork, 450.36 cats, a horse, a cow, and three blind toads*
Deal with that! 
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Posted : April 1, 2011 12:56 pm
* immediately releases a force wave that kills most of the items, and sends the rest splattering back on 5. *
Ha. powned.
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:02 pm
Oh, my goodness, the mods are reproducing!
And here she is, in her beautiful curl mini-modly glory! 
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:05 pm
*is overwhelmed by the cuteness of the baby moddie*
They're so sweet when they're that age!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : April 1, 2011 1:07 pm
Oh, my little Moddie! I don't think anyone has ever had a little girl as amazing as you, honey. I'm the proudest Daddy there ever was.
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:08 pm
*shoots everyone and leaves*
Posted : April 1, 2011 1:09 pm
* immediately releases a force wave that kills most of the items, and sends the rest splattering back on 5. *
Ha. powned.
Oh yeah?!
*hugs Mr Mod while he is still covered in organismal splatter*
And you call that a cute little baby?!?!?! Ick! I've seen cuter things in a microbiology petri dish!
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:10 pm
Thanks kindly, all (except Mod 5 ... and 42, who has a terrible violent streak). Come on, how can you resist this?!
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:15 pm
* takes a shower *
5! How dare you insult my child!
* turns 5 into a pink shrew with boils that smells like raisin cookies. *
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:15 pm
(this post was originally posted under the name "Mrs Modette")
How can you be so cruel to my darling daughter, Mod 5? 
*runs to pick Moddie up, and holds her protectively*
When things fall apart, be glue.
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:17 pm
*pelts 5 with brown smoke so his skin turns to butter* It's rough being this tough to another person when one is 2 years of delicate and tender age.
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:18 pm
(this post was originally posted under the name "Mrs Modette")
That's my girl! 
So, now Mod 5 is a pink shrew with boils that smells like raisin cookies, and his skin is butter? I don't know if there is anything else that I could do! That makes it look like Job had it pretty easy...
When things fall apart, be glue.
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:21 pm
Really, I do think it would be so interesting if members posted questions that were other than statements about conspiracy theories.
"Let the music cast its spell,
give the atmosphere a chance.
Simply follow where I lead;
let me teach you how to dance."
Posted : April 1, 2011 1:23 pm
Moddie, what a good girl you are! You learn so fast. Have I told you have proud I am of you, sugar cookie?
* turns 5 into a shrew appliance, too, and thinks that should solve the problem *
No one should mess with the Mod family. 
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Posted : April 1, 2011 1:24 pm
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