I believe tis time to use the old toilet paper method on the monastery *cackles evilly*

Alas and alack, my best friend winterlife also committed herself to the Monastery. She is brain washed into thinking that is the way she should go. Mourn with me for our friends and relatives lost to the Monastery and the Middle Way.

*mourns greatly* what a loss!

Glenstorm! You have done well in the service of your dark overlord. I declare you a true Enlightened Ambassador of the Spoiler. Feel free to put that in your signature or something.

oh such an honor! I thank thee greatly, and the title has an prominent position in my humble signature.

welcome to the place of true enlightenment americangirlemmie!

Hah, Fencer. You do not realize the power of the spoiler, you will fall. I promise you that much. Fencer, you will fail and I will show all of the monks that even the best of them cannot resist the call of the spoiler.

My name is Little Joe. You killed my megaphone. Prepare to die.

Now. Lets move away from my personal rival with Fencer. Back to using the spoilers to tempt them. Here is the next spoiler I think we should use...

My name is Little Joe. You killed my megaphone. Prepare to die.

What foul treachery is this? Attacking a monastery, a place of quiet mediation and worship, during a time of peace? Wicked fiends! Do not believe this will go unanswered from those that stand in the Middle Way! We might be few in numbers but what we lack in numbers, we make up in quality!

narnianerd: What is your plan to air-drop spoilers? I believe I may participate....

Another spoiler we should use:

^^ ha! a very good tact, my friend! I will do that now!
*laughs *

Now we shall see if my plot to bring down a few monks works! BTW: In the future try and get level five spoilers. As apposed to level three. Ok peoples!? Lolz. Ok, lets think of another plan... I'm racking my extensive brain in an attempt to figure another one out.

^^ ok! will do! I suppose they might bring war upon us for doing this.....
Be prepared!

What foul treachery is this? Attacking a monastery, a place of quiet mediation and worship, during a time of peace? Wicked fiends! Do not believe this will go unanswered from those that stand in the Middle Way! We might be few in numbers but what we lack in numbers, we make up in quality!

Indeed Savber100, we Pilgrims, believe that everyone must choose for themselves. If they choose to go spoiler free than let them, but peer-pressure shalt not go unanswered.

*Lets out a howl of warning* OOOOOOOOOORROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just love reading this forum... Any thing I can do to help with the war effort?

narnianerd: I was thinking level 5 might be a bit harsh for the first round...perhaps I shall go back on my word and attempt to spoil them again, with dark worthy spoilers this time

americangirlemmie: show others the light!! Attempt to bring more to our cause! SPOILED ROTTEN FOREVERMORE!!!

Walks in after walking the mutant muts. There you go lads, now mind you no more table scraps.
Bookworm, I'm returning these poor fellows from a good walkies. They were gaining far too much weight. Really shouldnt spoil them. Did I just make a pun? Must be a poor day for me.
Took the liberty of naming them for you. The blue one is Pappa Smurf, and the green one is Kermit.
What's this talk I hear of war? Bound to happen some time I suppose, tempers flairing and all that. Any wonder we don't all get caked in silly string, and doused in cappacino.
Thought some one might be interested in some comments being made about Mr. Apted's remarks. If you care to listen in you can take a stroll with me to the middle way folks.
I would put some thing warm on. Suns shining now, but I wouldn't be suprised to see some snow before the day is over.

*Comeths from ze Middle Way*

Aye, Puddleglum, it could very well snow. But I shalt be glad if ze snow does come. I loveth ze winter.

Indeed there be an intriguing disscusion in the Middleway if any shalt care to join us, then thoust need not worry 'bout making war with ze monks.

Many thanks for exercising the dear little mutated things, friend Marshwiggle. They started gnawing on my desk earlier and left all sorts of teeth marks. My adamantium desk, I should add. Perhaps I made them a little too mutated?