Ah, spoilers I love thee! I don't know if I am really considered "spoiled rotten" though because I only knoweth of those posted on here. I do not go out looking for spoilers or reading articles on them because I am much too busy. However, I do not want to leave for the Middle Way. To do so would cause me much pain and heartache.

Grand Overlord, I also pledge myself to thee. I will never leave thy side. My bow and knives are thine forever. I also bow at they feet.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! A Grand High Dark Overlord could get used to all this bowing and scrapping. It's rather nice.

Of course we want to disrupt their cappuccino machine! They'll never be able to function without their soothing karmic nectar.

Ah, that is where you are wrong, BookWyrm. As an avowed coffee hater, I know that one does not need coffee to function. I often have much more energy than my coffee/capuccino/latte drinking friends.

We must destroy infiltrate their monastery with spoilers!!

EDIT: does NOT need coffee. I can't believe I said does need coffee.

Um... Dark overlord... Dude. They can just go out to the local wally world and buy another one after we disrupt theirs. So whats the point? No I say we break out the secret weapon.

looks at the random band behind him THE SECRET WEAPON!

dark and evil music plays in the background

Thank you. Now I agree with Narnia Heart now this is the spoiler I say we confront them with...

excellent idea narnianerd!

did anyone else cry over the school project play thing? It sounds so utterly stupid. I know it's dumbed down for children but oh gosh...If I didn't have plans already, I might not even go see the movie in theaters

I am in the process of bringing another NWebber to enlightenment!! Here is our conversation thus far...

I haven't been keeping up with spoilers for VDT like I did for Prince Caspian. Shame on me! I might just go spoiler-free this year.

*GASP*! not the Holy Order of the Spoiler Free Monastery!!! but doesn't such wretched purity drive thee to the brink on insanity??!? come join us spoiled rotten minions in The Evil and Dark Lair of the LoESRM! i am a loyal servant to our Grand High Dark Overlord of the League, Booky, may he rule the spoiled rotten forevermore!!! mwuhahaaha!!

Ah...memories. I was completely spoiled rotten for PC. We were pirates...ARGH! XDDD And we had a band based on POTC characters(my idea It was lame. XD).
I don't know...I might join you guys I might not. I'm currently un-affiliated.

ooh that's fun not lame! i was spoiled rotten as well but i didn't officially join the lair or whatever it was that year *sniff*. this year i am a devoted minion of booky!! bwahaha!
oh do it!! please please!! we have a buffet containing half the world's food supply!! booky keeps us very contented. oh and also a HUGE library behind one of our tvs with bazillions of copies of the narnia books so we can compare the spoilers to the true readings. and comfy seating, ooh yeah! xD

Booky: I believe that we are closer to war then we may think even now! I have listen behind closed doors at the mutterings of the stubborn Middle Wayers and Non Spoilers! They speak of how they will conquer us! But they know not what we have in store! I have acquired some bombs for our use if war breaks out!

I am ever at your service, oh great Spoiled Rotten leader

Oh great distress! My sister, Wind Sounds, is lost to the Holy Order of the Spoiler Free Monastery!! Such betrayal in my own family, what a shame .

And to make me feel better I just read that lovely (heavy sarcasm) quote from Michael Apted. He really does not understand this story

Ali: oh no! my heart is greatly saddened by this fact! I must seek out Wind Sounds and make her come to us!

I LOVE what Michael Apted had to say! but hey, maybe I'm the only one.....
*ducks to avoid rotten tomatoes*

*peakeths her head in from the middle road*

OK I was extremely confused by that quote of which thouest speak, Libby & GTG

*returneths to exploring the lands around the middle road*

I was not able to find those records. Wouldst someone enlighten me on exactly how to find them?

You can find the records of the Spoiled Rotten Empire Which Sailed the Seven Seas on page 13 in the Old Spare Oom. I would get a link, but I don't have much time and the last time I tried to do that my reply somehow disappeared while I was looking for the link.

Thank you, daughter of the King! It is very interesting to read bygone days of the Empire.

Spoiler

I have been spying on the Monastery and those of the Middle Way as well. I doubt their reflector shield would do much good against narnianerd's secret weapon.

I do not like Michael Apted's quote at all. It sounds like there may be some links to SC after all. What are they planning, a WW & LotGK conspiracy against Narnia? On the other hand, this sounds like it may mean that the WW has not been merged with the LotGK. Still, that gives me little comfort!

Oh great distress! My sister, Wind Sounds, is lost to the Holy Order of the Spoiler Free Monastery!! Such betrayal in my own family, what a shame .

And to make me feel better I just read that lovely (heavy sarcasm) quote from Michael Apted. He really does not understand this story

Alas and alack, my best friend winterlife also committed herself to the Monastery. She is brain washed into thinking that is the way she should go. Mourn with me for our friends and relatives lost to the Monastery and the Middle Way.

*puts on sackcloth and ashes*

Beware should'st ye plan for war. We of the Order desireth it not, but we are prepared shouldst thee attack. As for thy plans to assault our cappucino machine, I hath already said that thou knowest not where the cappucino machine that we actually drinketh from lieth. And I art another who drinketh not of the cappucino. I do enjoyeth the smell, but I drinketh it not. Beware, for in all thy cunning and strategy, ye have lost two more to the light of the Order. And I shalt say this once here. I am a brilliant militaristic strategist. And not all of my strategies requireth combat. I hath defeated thy narnianerd in his feeble attempt to tempt us with Spoilers. And though he sprayeth our Monastery with silly string, we know much about silly string clean up and hath a vacuum that worketh only on silly string. And there is much more where that came from.

I suppose we could always air drop spoilers down upon them! Bwahahahahahahahahahah!! Perhaps use my top secret Brainwave Zapper Beam to transmit the trailer directly into their minds!

Glenstorm! You have done well in the service of your dark overlord. I declare you a true Enlightened Ambassador of the Spoiler. Feel free to put that in your signature or something. And I suppose we should come up with titles for everyone else so we don't have moral problems. For truly the very movie crew itself seems determined to strike deathly blows against our happy League with their ridiculous natterings about unwritten books and connecting the stories and Harry Potter and Star Wars being superior to Narnia. BAH! I say to that! George Lucas couldn't write his way out of a paper bag, I say! He may have many, many clever ideas, but a screenwriter he is not.

Ah, but it matters not that we do not know the exact location of the cappuccino machine if we wash your pitiful ruin of a Monastery in ionic blasts that will fry the machine to bits no matter how secretly and safely you keep it!

You would do well to frequent our lair less often, FencerforJesus lest you see spoilers and must beg forgiveness from your high monk. Though you may pull a few from our ranks, be forewarned that since they were easily pulled from us, they may also be easily pulled from you. They are weak and have not the iron will that us loyal soldiers of the lair have.

Love the opening post... I'm in.