Welcome to the Empire, Valiant. I am sure the Dark Lord is hereabouts. Isn't this thread hilarious?

Arr, ye've never tried it? 'Tis amusing until ye can't think of how ta say a word in pirate-speak. I prefer the more distinguished speak of days gone by, which is fortunate since that is what we have been using.

My skills in the pirate talk are limited pretty much to, 'Ahoy, matey!'

What do you mean? When his sword turns blue?

Sorry, I must not have stated it clearly. I'm not talking about when his sword turns blue, I'm thinking of a very fast shot of Edmund in a cave right after Coriakin tells him that "the sword [Edmund] carries must be laid at Aslan's table." I believe this scene matches with the picture of Caspian and Edmund (holding a sword) on Goldwater. This isn't really a spoiler, I guess, but an interesting connection to make on what is really happening in the trailer.

Good evening, Puddleglum. Yes, it's been a while. You should make yourself comfortable here.

*fetches a broom to sweep the floor and awaits burst of spoilery conversation*

[Oh, hello Puddleglum! No, we are far too busy looking at spoilers to clean. But we welcome you in spite of that unfortunate fact. Make yourself comfortable. Perhaps you will be convinced to stay.
Also, my father and I really respect what you said in the Silver Chair about how you choose to believe in a Narnia even if there isn't one, and you're the only Narnian left. I may be misquoting here, but really, like they say, faith isn't faith until it's all you're holding onto.

Thank you kind Lady for the words, and the invite. While I find the food good, even without eels, I must be off. You see a Marsh-Wiggle is only really comfortable in a marsh. Or at best on an open, (dare I say it here) Narrow road.
Fiarly close on the quote. Don't be upset, I even forgot what I said, and had to look.
I'll most likely be wandering in from time to time. Tell that dark lord fella I enjoy the security gadgets Keeps a fellow like me nimble.

Well, at least someone enjoys the security I worked so hard to establish. Bother. Perhaps I'll grow a few mutant guard dogs next. Ooo, or maybe an exploding cappuccino machine? BwahahHaAHAHAHAaaHHAHAHAH!!

Welcome, minion Valiant! The road ahead is long, but it has spoilers, so awesome! ... Ahem. Is it evil laugh time again?

My theory on the rest of the movie after all the delightful book faithfulness vanishes is that aliens stole the proper script and they had to film the leaked script instead, just with a few tweaks.

*Arrives to try the cappuchino machine, not needing to eat all she can eat*

Pish, what foolishness hath been spoken here. Some folly 'tis to believe darkness and fear are the companions of Truth! Do you not know that when Truth is seen, there is light and freedom?
If ye know not of this, then betake yourselves to yon cinema, and see what truth, light and freedom is shown when the film rolls... there the imprisoned characters are set free to roam across the world of the screen, they speak truth, and there is much light. And the minds of all who behold are amazed at the truth they now know.
Thus it is with spoilers. Many small lights shall be shewn forth here, but when the greater Light is lit, the Full Truth shall be revealed.

Therefore, I shine a new light for you all:
Ah, now I need the truth of this, ahem,blue lighted sword..... whomsoever giveth the truth thereof, he or she shall receive the next cup of cappucino!

Ahem. I have not read a lot of spoilers but I seem to hear about a blue lighted sword. I have not seen the pictures. However, it seemeth to me from everyone else's speech to be very similar to Bilbo's sword in LotR, the one that lighteth up when Orcs neareth.

^^ it is even so much like Bilbo's sword in the tale of the One Ring. yet I am still not worried that the story of the Dawn Treader's voyage will be in any way horribly marred. I have hope that this movie will be beautiful and also entertaining for all and I am eagerly waiting for the day when it shall come forth to the cinemas!

I hath forgotten whether I hath mentioned that I hath made my decision to stick to the middle way. But I still send greeting to all of thou. Enjoy your splendid spoiler filled days.

However, it seemeth to me from everyone else's speech to be very similar to Bilbo's sword in LotR, the one that lighteth up when Orcs neareth.

*ears perk up at the name of her absolute favorite character in all of literature* Bilbo? Hmm... it does look a lot like his sword... I wonder if that's where the filmmakers got the idea??? They've been reading too much Tolkien... it's affecting their minds... It's okay... It's hapenned to us all...

I noticed something in the NarniaFaith spoilers that might enrage Lispians...
Or maybe not. It depends on what it meant. It said something along the lines of Caspian being angry at Aslan for what he lost... could that mean Susan?
It could mean his father as well, especially considering that his father is mentioned later reportedly when they're at the world's end...

What do you guys think?

~Riella

(Slipping past the mutant muts to check if anyone has cleaned up yet.)
Did I hear someone call Mr.Bilbo's blade a sword?
Well, for his size I suppose it would fit the bill, but to be accurat I believe it would be better called a large dagger. If I am right, though I admit I am quite possibly wrong, the historical name for such a blade would be a bilbo. Which would be fitting, and show a bit of humore on Mr. Tolkin's part.
(looking around) I guess I am not suprised to find no library in this place Lots of big screen TVs though. Your electric bill must be rather large.
Must be off. Be sure to feed those dogs, I see they have been eating table scraps. Very unhealthy for them.

Did I hear someone call Mr.Bilbo's blade a sword?
Well, for his size I suppose it would fit the bill, but to be accurat I believe it would be better called a large dagger. If I am right, though I admit I am quite possibly wrong, the historical name for such a blade would be a bilbo. Which would be fitting, and show a bit of humore on Mr. Tolkin's part.

By Jove, you're right. How could we have made such an error? We should be hung...
(That's really interesting about Bilbo's name, by the way. I hadn't known that before)

Is there really no library? Hmm... I thought I saw one... in the evil secret passageway...

I hath forgotten whether I hath mentioned that I hath made my decision to stick to the middle way.

No, Wolfy!!!! Ahhh! Don't be sucked into the dark side! Er... light side? Anyway, the other side! What will we do without you... and your recipe for pumpkin pie...

~Riella

On the contrary! There is a remarkably large library hidden within a secret room behind the bank of plasma TVs showing all the trailers on a loop.

I suppose I'll stop trying to get something to eat the Marshwiggle since he did tell me something I never knew before. Bilbo is a type of sword, eh? Interesting. Now I want one for my History of Pointy Weapons display in the Mass Destruction annex.

Prithee, wherefore didst thou grabst that notion? Bilbo a sword? Next thou wiltst tell me that Gryffindor's sword flasheth green as verdigris when it demolisheth those scurvy horcruxes! What shame for an elf or goblin-made sword!

Did thoust mention a library? A beautiful library? Like those marvellous repositories of yore? Like those temples of wisdom at Alexandria and Nineveh? Lead on, McBookwyrm! Forsooth I wouldst most earnestly desire to work in such a place! Hast thou consulted the scriptorium in yon abode? What tomes wouldst thou consult? For I am on a most wondrous quest, to seek the cur who hast inflicted grievous laws of copyright on the world.

Forsooth I mindst not that thou hast planted spoilers aplenty concerning that Dawn Treader Voyage. Hast I not also played awesomely at yon Harry Potter site, so as to read omens of doom and glory elsewhere?

Behind the TV

"leave in plane sight" is the game I suppose.

Glad to be of some help passing along info. Would that be considered a spoiler, even if it's not about VoDT?

*dashes into the library looking for spoilers*

I hath forgotten whether I hath mentioned that I hath made my decision to stick to the middle way. But I still send greeting to all of thou. Enjoy your splendid spoiler filled days.

No! Don't go! We shall miss your presence greatly.

Did I hear someone call Mr.Bilbo's blade a sword?
Well, for his size I suppose it would fit the bill, but to be accurat I believe it would be better called a large dagger. If I am right, though I admit I am quite possibly wrong, the historical name for such a blade would be a bilbo. Which would be fitting, and show a bit of humore on Mr. Tolkin's part.

That would be quite ironic, and humorous. Methinks you are right - at least according to Wikipedia [see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilbo_(sword)]
As a side note, have you located any eel stew yet on our extensive buffet?

It appeareth that the Worm of Books hath taken the bait that I, High Knight of the Order of the Spoiler-Free Monastery hath set up for such invasionous attempts that I expected ye to take. For the poison placed by ChristProclaimer in the cappacino maching thou claimeth thou art immune to was not to kill, but make ye unaware of the speach of the Order. For I hath seen and listen to many of thy members in thy Empire speak the tongue that thou hast attempted to ban.

Ye who hath spoken the tongue of the Order, ye may still repent of thy gluttonous and wicked ways. For the Order is open to all who repent even up until the day of the glorious viewing. Even if thou claimeth to view many Spoilers, thou shalt see that there art many rumors that may or may not be true. And if thou seeketh every type of Spoiler, thou shalt not be able to tell which are actual Spoilers of the Glorious Film and which are just bait for ye who will gluttonously eat at everything tossed at them. Come to the Order where thou mayest awat the glorious viewing with a pure mind. If thou haveth a favorite scene and the film makers decide to change it up, thy preparation for the viewing shalt be ruined before ye even see the film. By staying Spoiler Free, thou mayest vieweth the movie with the anticipation that they did the souce justice.