Hath thou not said thyself, that thoust was supised by ze lack of mention of ze newest trailer?

My case stands strong...

*ahem* When did I ever say such a thing? I certainly do not recall it. Your case does not stand at all. And we have already discussed the trailer, as well as prepared the cannons for a future-attack. I'd say that's a good day's work. Silly Fire-Wolf.

~Riella

Impossible, I was sure I hath read it from someone, perhaps I am mistaken. Though I see no reason to bring cannons on the matter...

Who says I worship Booky? No offense Wrym. I'm a mercenary! I get paid in spoilers! If the Monastery peoples were to pay me in spoilers I'd switch sides. However, this side allows me to divulge in the rottenness. Just thought I’d clear that up.

Now! I am of the opinion that if Miss Rose wishes to join in the spoiled rotteness, why are we of the lair fighting her? Is this not our singular and utmost goal? To tempt the spoiler free to divulge themselves? This is all very confusing to the Silly stringer. Even if she denies it, if she watched it, is that not working to the comman goal of all rotten?

From the Dastardly Silly-Stringer of Doom

Oh, dear.

Silver-Tongued Speaker of Awesomeness, must we go to war with the Monks? I have said it before, and I shall say it again, that there is no need to fight with them for by vowing to abstain from any type of spoilers they have set about their own doom. If they are not completely and wholly prepared for the Great Viewing they will flee in terror because they will not be able to bear that which has happened to our precious and most-beloved book chronicling the voyage of the ship Dawn Treader. Also, the Dryad has spoken truthfully, the members of the so-called Holy Order are not forced to abstain from all that is spoilerish. The Dryad may view the trailer if she wishes. However, it will be hard for her to discuss it with anyone as her fellow monks may wish to not even hear that there is a new trailer.

Speaking of the trailer, am I the only one bothered by the Dragon Eustace-Aslan scene? It looks like he is dying, or at least injured. No matter what Eustace says in the dialogue afterwards, it will look like he earned his grace.

Grand High Dark Overlord, please do not banish me from your presence and this dark and spoiler-filled lair for siding with the Dryad! I am no coward, and will fight if necessary (and if my homework doesn't keep me away, I still have not finished that paper....), but I will not put a Dryad on trial for no good reason. Yes, we minions seek out and devour all that is spoilerish, but we also use reason to analyze that which we find. Can we not be reasonable in our dealings with the other side even as we our reasonable in our hungry search for spoilers?

I am of the opinion that if Miss Rose wishes to join in the spoiled rotteness, why are we of the lair fighting her? Is this not our singular and utmost goal?

You speak well, Dastardly Silly-Stringer. I agree with you. And just for the record, I don't worship our Dark Overlord either. He is awesome, but the Spoiler is even more awesome (no offense, and not that I worship spoilers either!).

Who says I worship Booky? No offense Wrym. I'm a mercenary! I get paid in spoilers! If the Monastery peoples were to pay me in spoilers I'd switch sides. However, this side allows me to divulge in the rottenness. Just thought I’d clear that up.

Ahhh, the elonquent speech of the Silly-Stringer has conviced me! I retract my vow of allegiance to Bookwyrm. I am sorry but I must!! I declare myself a mercenary as well. I love the LoESRM so hopefully they will pay well enough to keep me here or alas, I shall have to leave in order to pay the bills.

What? You do not worship Booky? Though he ever-deserves your praise? But - But I thought you were his minions! Am I his only true minion?
And we must fight the monks, because Rose has dishonered our Grand Dark Overlord's name, by implying he was not a fit judge.

~Riella

Of course I'm biased! Hello? Dark Overlord? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!! Sadly, and it really does pain me to admit it, the spoiler-viewing monk has a point. She didn't swear off that particular type of spoiler. But I do believe that if the lure of spoilers is so compelling for her, she is very near to finding her way to our side. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

As for elevators, they are for the weak. Climbing the Seems-Like-Infinity Stair to the entrance of the tower is good for the soul.

I don't remember ever insisting on worship of myself, known also as His Imperial Naughtiness to his friends, but I won't stop anyone from doing it. Let me just rig up a little device to capture the psychic vibrations generated by doing so and perhaps I shall be able to make myself invincible, like the good Doctor tapping into the Archangel network.

Whew. The Dark Overlord art not such an unreasonable fellow after all. In sooth, I am glad that this shalt not amount to a war, for the Spoiled Rotten would not have liked the taste of the Order's blade, and verily, art most relieved that the question of mine honor is laid to rest.

*Starts back down the dark, twisty mountainside for the third time today, wondering what the Dark Overlord's maniacal laughter would sound like if remixed*

Looks like I joined this a little late.

Better late than never I suppose. Especially since I was prepaired to come to the Dryad's defence as well.

Now don't give me any down-the-nose look miss Silver tongued lass. I may be a marsh-wiggle, and not much with the blade, but I have been knowen to have a few tricks.

Should it have come to war, I was prepaired. But since it has not I will just suggest that you remove (gingerly) the box from the dark overlord's desk.
I put a automatic setting on it so it could be triggered from afar,

Best be going. I have to get back to the wig wam. Rainy season you know.

Hmm? Oh, that box. You should see the one I use for my personal training. It makes lesser Dark Overlords cry for their mommies.

No idea what my deliciously maniacal laughter would sound like remixed, but I'm sure it would be awesome.

my my, I feel that the Spoiled Rotten kingdom is in need of happiness!

*brings in a platter of cookies*

I love the new trailer. it's amazing!
I am excited to see that shot of Dragon Eustace and Aslan! yes!
the wave at the End of the World looks amazing!
everything looks amazing! yay!

TELL YOUR BUFOONISH MEMBER, NARNIANERD TO STAY AWAY FROM ME!
OUR CONVERSATION IN THE CHATROOM IS AS FOLLOWS:

NN: there are mountains behind the wave
me: what wave
NN: he wave in the trailer
me:udiscsilbvxbysalwcnisifdlxnaszuvdxnynufdbubfuszx
me: NN HAVE YOU KNOW RESPECT FOR MY MEMBERSHIP OF THE SPOILER FREE MONASTERY!!!
(he did know I was a a monk)
wolflvrsk: then for Kats sake put all spoilers in black boxes
me: YES PLEASE DO YOU BUFOON!

and then he proceeded to quote several spoiler details from the movie to me, which I am curently trying to forget!!! I am a monk and I intend to stay that way

well it wasn't exacly like that...

I admit that I am the one who said it was in the trailer, and I said to move it to another channel since the black boxes do not work in ze chat to my knowledge. And I believe it twas truly an accident, at least I can assure you my part was, so forth I beg your forgivness... especially since twas me who revealed what he was talking of...

I am in your debt Katana...

@Wolflvrsk: I know your part was an accident, and therefore I forgive you , however you and I both told NarniaNerd to stop and he just kept rambling.... the grounds for this, I dont know

P.S. As you might have been able to tell I am pretty stern about my not being exposed to spoilers lol

I believe he was overly excited and was too focused on typing to read our posts...

And yes I see sterness can be good I guess lol...