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Mr-Incredible
(@mr-incredible)
NarniaWeb Newbie

I do know my dad had some trouble when he didn't allow someone to be his sidekick.

You know how that subject affects me, my dear daughter Violet. Please try not to bring it up again so soon. :|

Posted : April 1, 2013 6:47 am
Poison Ivy
(@poison-ivy)
NarniaWeb Regular

Oh, my dear Kitty, I knew I could count on you. How's your bat doing? Haven't heard from him since he tried to help save my babies. Stupid men in Gotham tried to kill all of them--they didn't even care for the human ones! You must tell me his name, someday, so I can thank him proper. I've never understood why you kept that so quiet.

Posted : April 1, 2013 7:59 am
Violet
(@violet)
NarniaWeb Regular

You know how that subject affects me, my dear daughter Violet. Please try not to bring it up again so soon. :|

Sorry Dad. I'll remember that.

Posted : April 1, 2013 8:25 am
Lois Lane
(@lois-lane)
NarniaWeb Regular

Memo to Lestrade:

I would welcome the assistance.

Current status of forum:

Multiple villains and heroes present. No mayhem as of yet outside of the disappearance of the moderators. I am about to venture into the Villains den to see if I can uncover any new leads.

Rumor discovered: The villains are doing this to try and trap the heroes that are being drawn here.

Can you help me find proof to back up that rumor?

Lois Lane

Topic starter Posted : April 1, 2013 9:05 am
Anonymous
(@anonymous)
Member

Miss Lane, I can't help but wonder if this forum is locked in some kind of Temporal hot zone. It seems that every year, roughly around this time, the moderators and otherwise saw members of this forum are completely absent. As such, I suggest that the dilemma might be much more significant than you postulated. I would suggest keeping an eye out for the entity known as Q.

Posted : April 1, 2013 9:13 am
Mr-Incredible
(@mr-incredible)
NarniaWeb Newbie

Lois Lane, may I have your autograph please. My entire family are fans of yours. :)

Posted : April 1, 2013 9:19 am
Lois Lane
(@lois-lane)
NarniaWeb Regular

Mr. Spock, can you tell me more about this person "Q"?

On one condition, Mr-Incredible, may I have yours and your family's as well?

Topic starter Posted : April 1, 2013 9:24 am
The Joker
(@the-joker)
NarniaWeb Regular

Trap? My dear Lois. Why would I ever...trap someone? I merely wish to...give the forum back to the people.

Why so serious?

Posted : April 1, 2013 9:26 am
Lois Lane
(@lois-lane)
NarniaWeb Regular

The forum already belongs to the people! That's why I was called in! To inform the people of the real story! If you wish to add your opinion to my final story, I suggest you hurry. We go to print in just a few hours and I have to turn in my story to the editors for proofing.

Topic starter Posted : April 1, 2013 9:29 am
The Joker
(@the-joker)
NarniaWeb Regular

Ah, but you see, Miss Lane. You already sound like one of them. Open your eyes. Let your mind be free. You see, on the surface, they appear...civilized. But when they lose their power, they turn on each other! That's what they've done! You see, they like to make you think that they protect the people from spammers and all sorts of evil. But. Really. Who are those "spammers"? What is that "evil"? Is it...real? Or do they just...select one of the least...productive members of the fine community, and shove them into the Void? With the member gone, who is left to say what they are but your mods? They keep their...power. That way. Do they care? Ha. Do they.

Not. One. Bit.

Why so serious?

Posted : April 1, 2013 9:38 am
Lois Lane
(@lois-lane)
NarniaWeb Regular

All I will say to that is that a reporter never reveals her sources. I have a source that says otherwise. It was the one that brought me out here in the first place. Have you ever flown to Narnia Web from Metropolis? That is one long flight!

I have been investigating the "Void" as you so call it. After some discussion with Oracle, I have reason to believe it is strictly a location that spammers can go and spam all they wish, but without annoying anyone.

Topic starter Posted : April 1, 2013 9:41 am
Mr-Incredible
(@mr-incredible)
NarniaWeb Newbie

On one condition, Mr-Incredible, may I have yours and your family's as well?

Yes, indeed. Keep up the good investigation work. Don't be intimidated by the forces of darkness who try to appear as "light".

Posted : April 1, 2013 10:00 am
The Joker
(@the-joker)
NarniaWeb Regular

But of course...that is because Oracle has decided it is so. The Void. Is a black hole. In space. Mutant squirrels tie up the poor and helpless, place them on a conveyor belt, and send them away. What happens to them. After that? Does anyone know what has happened to them? Can anyone travel back from these realms?

Would you dare to travel there? Will you?

Of course not. Why? You investigate only hear-say. You never...experience it. For. your. self. Believe what they say. Believe it! Or test. the truth. Yourself.

Why so serious?

Posted : April 1, 2013 11:03 am
Black Widow
(@black-widow)
NarniaWeb Regular

Miss Lane, I can assure you that SHIELD is investigating this and monitoring any potential threats. That's why we're here.

"Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that. I'm Russian."

Posted : April 1, 2013 11:13 am
Lois Lane
(@lois-lane)
NarniaWeb Regular

Thank you Black Widow. Pass on my thanks to SHIELD as well.

I do have one piece of information for you. In another thread, there was a posting by one of the missing moderators. It appears to have been interrupted.

Topic starter Posted : April 1, 2013 11:19 am
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