Hi. Lois Lane here. You may know me by the stories I've written in the Daily Planet in Metropolis. I've come here following a lead on a hot story of missing moderators. I thought I would set up shop here and ask if anyone has any leads or even a good rumor that I could research.
Sources welcome!
It is possible that my brother Loki is involved. Do I believe it? Perhaps. Due to all the trouble he is caused in the past, I would not put it past him to have stooped to such lowly deeds. If he is involved, in any way, I will find him, and I will take him home. You may quote me on this, if you wish.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
I have a question. ...
You all mysteriously appeared the day our mods are predicted to disappear.
So ..
how can we trust any of you?
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
Aslanisthebest, the Earth is very precious to me, as well as the people on it. I promise you, you can trust me. You are in good hands.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
Do you have any citations to verify that?
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
I was sent an e-mail by someone from the forum. I did not recognize the e-mail address and the research I've done since arrival has not turned up any concrete evidence as to the sender's identity.
Thor Odinson, thank you for the quote. If I find anything out in my own investigation that may lead to your brother, I will pass it along.
Thank you, Miss Lane. I very much appreciate it. It has been far too long since my brother's fall from grace, and I miss him. We all do.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
I love this forum.
Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. - Rabbi Tarfon
As do I, milady Arwenel. As do I.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
My dear Aslanisthebest, we Martians are allied with the Earth too. After all, you provide one of our chief sources of entertainment (you call it television), not to mention my own favourite, Hello, Megan!
You may have heard of my uncle, who on Earth is called The Martian Manhunter. He has told me stories of his battles against various villains on this planet, but I could not say if they are involved or not.
Thor? Miss Martian? Would you be willing to allow me to interview you? Some of your backstory would make an interesting profile piece.
Of course. I would be happy to contribute whatever I can.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.
Thank you. I will get with you in the morning with a detailed list of questions.
My babies! I've lost them! They will die without me to care for them. Please, please, will you help me find my babies? Men don't care for them. I must find them! Where are my babies??
Thank you, Miss Lane. I look forward to it.
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it?”
Stop. Hammer time.