Welcome, Narnian_Badger and Katana! Here we follow our hearts in partaking of the spoilers that we wish, and having no obligation if we wish not to. But a warning: do not be convinced by those of the Dark Lair, for they seek to bring dissension into the ranks of Middle Wayers and Monastery Dwellers.

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To you, 'Silver-Tongued Speaker', all you have done so far in your attempt to bring dissension is bring us closer together in unity. We will not fall.

*stops by on her way back from the Monastery*

Nay, Fair Elf! Not all of us who dwell in the Lair seek to cause dissension. There are those of us who merely wish to view, enjoy, and analyze every spoiler in existence. We may be minions, but we are not evil minions. Although it is a lot of fun to use that smiley.

Fare thee well!

*wanders back to the Lair*

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Hmm, good idea. I just thought of something - since there's only six swords in that picture, is it possible that Rhindon is the seventh since we've seen it glowing blue in a similar way? Though, I don't see how that would fit into the seven swords = seven lords concept.

I would like some of that lemonade if there is any left!!

I thank the folk of the Middle Way for thy support of the Monastery in this time of disquiet. Verily, thou are all of good hearts. Biscotti for all.

Just passing through on my way to the marsh.

Dear dryad, here is a remote that you may use at your descretion. Should the denzens of the lair defame your honore feel free to push the botton.
But should you hear a big noise beforehand from the lair, and suddenly see silly-string shooting from all the windows, and battlements. Well, they were not very careful in handling the box I left on the dark lord fellas desk.
Good day all.

Oh yes, help thyself to the lemonade! 'Tis very good!

Warm welcomes to Narnian_Badger and Katana! I trust the forces of LoESRM hath not caused thee any more trouble since our little, erm, battle in the chat room last night?

And fair thee well Dot - 'tis a relief to know that not all minions talk so sourly about the less-spoiled.

Av and Sig by Aravis Autarkeia

I offer thee many thanks, Most Worthy and Wandering of Marshwiggles, for thy kind gift! It shalt be placed in a secret chamber at the Monastery for safe keeping, and its button wilt only be pressed in times of great need when the beast that art called War reareth its ugly head.

Myn thanks tae those who hath welcomed me into thy home. Nay, Silver, Ich hath been lefte quite alone by the Persuaders of Evyl; verily, they feareth me and rightly so after myn battles wyth the evyl who dost be christened "NN".

daughter of the King: Ah, it is good news that not all of the minions long for war, but simply rather good conversation!

*A pigeon flieth into the camp, dropping a scroll into one of the pilgrim's hands before flying back in the direction of the Monastery*

In the interest of promoting peace and fellowship in this land, the members of the Order of the Spoiler-Free Monastery wouldst like to invite the good Pilgrims of the Middle Way to their beloved sanctum, where they may sample tea and yummy monkish goodies, and see what life a monk leadeth inside the hallowed halls and hallowed walls. We bid thee to come and have a good time, for there wilt be much jollification. Well, about as jolly as monks get, anyway.

Hoping to see many of thy number soon,
Monk known as the Rose-Tree Dryad
Post scriptum: Oh, and let it be said that spoilers, silly string and ion cannons art prohibited within the Monastery. Verily and verily, I dost not believe that any good Pilgrim wouldst try to smuggle such an object into its hallowed walls and hallowed halls, but if I do not say anything, the Spoiled Rotten wilt likely accuseth me of unfair treatment.

Oh, and let it be said that spoilers, silly string and ion cannons art prohibited within the Monastery. Verily and verily, I dost not believe that any good Pilgrim wouldst try to smuggle such an object into its hallowed walls and hallowed halls, but if I do not say anything, the Spoiled Rotten wilt likely accuseth me of unfair treatment.

The Villain-to-be lies! She thinks of you all as trouble-makers... impure trouble-makers... just because you are not on her side! Because you have notgone on their strict no-spoiler diet! That's what everyone at the Monastary thinks. They don't trust you. They are suspicious of you, and suspect you of treachery. They think you plot and scheme and do terrible things (like me), and so they take precautions against you! But then they pretend to respect you... do not fall for their act... at this very moment there is a Monk outside the door who's very purpose is to ensure no pilgrim try any treachery! Beware the cowards! Beware!

~Riella

Post scriptum: Oh, and let it be said that spoilers, silly string and ion cannons art prohibited within the Monastery. Verily and verily, I dost not believe that any good Pilgrim wouldst try to smuggle such an object into its hallowed walls and hallowed halls

*considers bringing a non-functioning ionizer just to see the look on everyone's faces, but decides against it *

I do believe enough rucus (sp?) hath been caused this week.

Pilgrims! I bear news from a new TV spot. Read the spoiler if you dare! It's the juciest one yet --

*Goes back to Lair*

~Riella

Oh Silver Tongued if you look carefully

O! thoust of the Silvered Tongue, Ich hath seen yon clip wyth myn owne eyes, and Ich am in concordance wyth the respectable wolfloversk. It is shorely

Nay. Nay, Ich doth disprove aut disbelieveth that whych thou hath seyde. If thou seeketh to instygate, and in-deed, stirre up, conflicte amongst the Pilgrims of the Way, Ich suggest thou fynde a spoiller worthe spoillange. Now, depart! And leavest each to spoil as so fitteth theyr respectyve conscious.

~Badger

*leaves to quietly meditate on the new TV Spots*