I have been looking for my tinder-box for a while. Would you mind letting me see that one? It has the same look as my old one! And I thank you for the kind words of consolation, wolfloversk and Puddleglum. I see what you mean now. There is always Hope!

Verily hath this humble moderator, worn from his quest moderating various spoiler-filled threads in the lands of the General Movie Discussion, chosen to join that band of uncouth scallywags (I mean, honorable NarniaWebbers) known as the Pilgrims of the Middle Way; having no desire to be guilty of the sin of gluttony as those who are members of the The Evil and Dark Lair of the LoESRM, nor desiring to be unaware of various surprising shades of the so-called Beatific Vision.

Did someone say something about s'mores?

Welcome, EtJ!

I have been looking for my tinder-box for a while. Would you mind letting me see that one?

Here. *hands it over* Does it look like yours?

If barbecue is not to your liking, perhaps I might be able to fish some eels out of the lake yonder?

Oh, thank you, but that's all right.

So any thoughts on ze

Me too. It seems like the plot is kept under wraps for a couple of the trailers. It seems like it would leave the viewer confused if they hadn't already read the book.

Level 2 spoiler about 4th trailer:

My Lady I think only streangthens my point.

Wolfloversk. If you are having difficulty starting the fire I offer you these index cards from the library. Not that I stole them mind you. It was such a mess in there that I took the liberty of re-arranging them
It was a wonder the dark lord fella could find anything. Can you believe he had it all organized alphabetically

Ah why thank you kindly Puddleglum, hopefully ze Dark Lord shalln't mind to much.

*Uses index cards to start ze fire*

Greetings, pilgrims! I have wandered far and wide in search of a place to dwell, and while the Lair seemed much too dreary for my taste, I feel I could not fit properly among the unspoiled folk of the Monastery, for I have consumed many a spoiler in my day. Might I find myself at home here in your humble abode?

Welcome Silver

I do believe you shall enjoy it here, for your situation sounds akin to my own and I have found this place to be the best of ze three.

Would you like a smore? I hath just started to cook them.

My apologies for being gone for so long. I come bringing gifts in the form of hot chocolate, more marshmallows, and a wondrous drink called Caramel Apple Cider. Caramel sauce plus apple cider with a dash of cinnamon makes for a delicious treat!

I believe I must pass on the smore's, but thank you all the same. (Far too sweet for my um, taste.)
But I shall have some apple cider, thank you.

I have been looking for my tinder-box for a while. Would you mind letting me see that one?

Here. *hands it over* Does it look like yours?

*Takes tinder box and turns it over* Ah yes tis mine! I have scratched a heart on the bottom of it, see?

Me too. It seems like the plot is kept under wraps for a couple of the trailers. It seems like it would leave the viewer confused if they hadn't already read the book.

Level 2 spoiler about 4th trailer:

haha yes I agree she says that in every trailer!

Would you like a smore? I hath just started to cook them.

Yes, I should love to partake in the chocolate-marshmallowy goodness that is the smore. And Carmel Apple Cider brings a delightful spicy taste to my mouth. Thank thee kind pilgrims!

Hath I stumbled upon a feast? I do enjoy preparing foodstuffs. How might I be of service?

Pizza and barbecue sit there on yon table good friend. If you wish to share your culinary skills with us, feel free to borrow either a grill or a campfire and begin cooking away! Also we could use more desserts if you wish to tantalize tastebuds in that arena.

Did someone mention a campfire?

I'm glad to offer my services both as a connoisseur of fine fire and fire cooking, as well as bringing an ample supply of firewood provided by recent storms. Nothing like pizza, barbecue, and s'mores around a nice fire! I also bring dark chocolate and cinnamon-covered graham crackers for a little variety.

AHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings again. *Hands out freshly made s'mores and chocolate filled toasted marshmallows to all who wish to eat them*

So what doth you think of these

Here are more index cards. We must put them someplace dry, as there is sure to be rain sometime.
wolfloversk. I must admit that the first picture is also my favorit. But then I collect maps, and am now wondering if it were at all possible to get a copy of the one showen.
(Sitting next to a fire,)I was able to catch some eels, and frogs on the way back, as well as some local seasoning. Hope my cooking is not too upsetting to others digestion