I have come too far to join the monastary, and as I said earlier, I do not want a headache. I'm staying right here. *sits down with BBQ*

What sayeth thou about having gone too far to join thy Monastery? Hath you not read? Hath you not heard? The Monastery's Order doth not count thy past deeds. For before I hath opened the doors to the Monastery, many hath seen some form of Spoiler. Tis difficult to do so with Front Page news and much art in the Avatar and Signature of many. But thou art welcome to make thy vow to abstain from the spoiler of thy choice be it a few or be it many from this time hence. For example, many within the Order doth not consider the official trailers to be Spoilers, even by our Most High Reverend, whom hath not revealed himself yet.

But thou art also welcome to remaineth within the Pilgrims who wander by art not lost. But keep thine eyes away from the Spoiler Realm as they shalt poison thy mind with more Spoilers than thou can handle and it shalt destroy the glorious viewing.

Welcome to all weary travelers and well met High Knight! All are welcome to sojourn here and partake in our bbq, pizza, and desserts. We gladly share with any who come through our camps.

Spoiler - Level 1

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*grabs some desert and passes around some ice cream*

Hello all again. I was wandering about and heard someone say something about pizza.
Stopped by the LoESTRM (what does all that mean anyway?) to see if the dark lord fellow had any more security gadgets. He gave up apparently. Pity, I needed the exercise. Also hate to hear they were robbed on account of me.

Welcome Puddleglum! Tis good to have you stop by. There is indeed pizza of all types available here.

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I must say the pizza I hath receieve the previous night tops them all. With my beloved parents en route to Colorado with my sister and her family for two weeks, they could not simply leave stuff in the fridge. And since I art a poor college student and in the area, they decided to leave me enough leftover homemade pizza to last at least three meals. And the pizza of my mother's tops ANY other pizza I hath ever tasted. And I say that independent of the fact that she is my mother. Were I a complete stranger, I wouldst say the same thing.

I must depart as I must continue my education in the realm of Operating Systems and Human Computer Interaction.

Ah, Me have found thy place of balance and moderation and shalt enjoyeth his stay here! Tis look at the victuals set before me self! Many bletsung upon the host of thy house!

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Homemade anything always tops anything else! I had some "home-smoked" barbecue at a church on Sunday and it just melted in your mouth.

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Ah. Me thinketh that I shalt go exploring for a while. Thou enjoy ze day.

*belatedly arrives, attracted by the delectable aroma of home-made barbecue*

I've been reading with some amusement the posts here and in the Monastery; it sounds like everyone's having a great time. I've been more careful peeking into the Spoiled Rotten realm, as I'm trying to regulate the level of spoilers seen.

Naturally, as a moderator and Narnia fan I'm going to be exposed to some spoilers (including the ultimate spoiler, the book itself, as has been pointed out in the other threads) but still want some 'surprise' once the viewing occurs.

*Munches on the food*

The food is delectable, O great host!

But, to the matter at hand, about the recent great storm that sweepeths our beloved NarniaWeb.

I know not where this subject would rank on the meter as it does not talk about the film but a particular quote uttered by a certain man.

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Good Pilgrims, oh do wait for a moment, will you? *stops to catch breath.
Why I do thank you good Sirs and Madams. I stand, an Archer, waiting impatiently for this movie to begin. I was caught at first in between a scale: On one hand, the Dark Minions called for me to join in their relentless search for spoilers, on the other, the Monastary beseeched me to enter the safety of her walls. Oh, how my heart rejoiced the learn of the Middle Way--to be on neither extreme, and neither one's enemy. May I be allowed to join you on your discussions?
Good heavens, is that barbecue? I have had nothing but cold cheeses and water on my long journey...may I have some, if it be of no trouble?

Savber100

AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (That's a greeting howl by the way, used to say both hi, bye, or to just express freindliness and happiness)

@Sabver100

*Hands out apple pie...

Come along walking, or rather being walked, two mutant muts from the spoiler castle. Whoa lads, away from the barbecue! No more human type victuals for you.

Sorry everyone. But that dark lord fella just lets them eat anything.
Sit. Good lads.

Anyhow.