Miss Lane, if you should still like to interview me, I shall be most willing to oblige.

We have had a lot of new faces turn up overnight. Greetings. I am Thor of Asgard, and I am burdened with the protection of this forum. Willingly, of course.

Hmm... what are the smiling faces I behold upon my screen?

BEHOLD! I am smiling!

*wheels herself in*

Good afternoon, everyone! I'm Barbara Gordon, cybervigilante and wheelchair ninja. You can call me Oracle. Good to see we have a headquarters already.

I'll try the shawarma if there's any left. And did someone mention hot chocolate?

Greetings, Oracle! Your name indicates that you are filled with great wisdom. Is that so?

BEHOLD! I am smiling again!

What is shawarma, anyway, exactly?

Welcome, Oracle! I've heard of you before... you help keep Gotham's heroes in line, right? Wish Gwen was here... she'd know.

Oh, wow. Did I just say that?!
What do I want that dork here for? Evil really must be happening here, to make me wish my cousin was along for the ride!

Anyway, where are my manners? My name is Benjamin Tennyson. The members can call me Ben 10 (most people do), but I'll let you all call me Ben.

Nice to meet ya! *shakes everyone's hands*

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Oh, right! Adeona, thanks for what you said. I'll do my best to help you out!

Shawarma is the best, most heavenly food that will ever cross your lips, my friend. I highly suggest you try some at your earliest convenience. You will not regret it.

Thor, have you tried blushing yet? or batting your eyelashes? I'll bat mine a few times at you, since you care for my babies.

I do not make a habit of blushing. But perhaps I shall try.

Well, your flattery is most... flattering, Miss Ivy. You are too kind.

*looks up from tinkering with the newly updated mainframe of the hideout*

Oh, great. Thor and Ivy have discovered smilies....

*Should I threaten to ban them from the communication stations, sir?

Eh, that won't be necessary, Jarvis. Still... be on the ready all the same.

Greetings, Oracle! Your name indicates that you are filled with great wisdom. Is that so?

Greetings! That's certainly a compliment. I won't claim to infinite wisdom but I know a thing or two.

You're quite a smiley guy, aren't you?

Welcome, Oracle! I've heard of you before... you help keep Gotham's heroes in line, right? Wish Gwen was here... she'd know.

Now THAT is definitely true. I run a tight operation. Good to meet you, Ben!

Ivy, stop flirting with Emoticon Man already. He has a hammer.

*heads over to Ironman* Mr. Stark, we've had communications with a moderator, though they were interrupted. You can find the transcript here.

SHIELD needs you on this. Anything you can possibly tell us that would help?

...Harley carries a hammer sometimes. Your point?

Greetings! That's certainly a compliment. I won't claim to infinite wisdom but I know a thing or two.

You're quite a smiley guy, aren't you?

Then it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, O Wise One.

I believe I am. This world of emoticons is quite fascinating. I am enjoying it profusely.

Ivy, stop flirting with Emoticon Man already. He has a hammer.

Flirting? So that's what her strange actions are called. I should have known as much. I am quite saddened to tell you this, Miss Ivy, but there is another that has my heart.

*heads over to Ironman* Mr. Stark, we've had communications with a moderator, though they were interrupted. You can find the transcript here.

SHIELD needs you on this. Anything you can possibly tell us that would help?

Hmm... *pulls the transcript up on the monitor*

Whoever coded this thing did a sloppy job. The trail to its point of origin can be found in just a few... *presses a bunch of holograph buttons and drags a 3D map over to his tablet*... minutes. Here is where the transmission came from, a "Arkham City". Ring any bells for SHIELD?

Ring any bells for SHIELD?

It does... but we've rarely had dealings there before. That's Batman's territory, so we try to stay out of it. I'm not sure why we'd be getting a signal from there, but Joker is involved. The only question is, what's his play?

Shawarma is the best, most heavenly food that will ever cross your lips, my friend. I highly suggest you try some at your earliest convenience. You will not regret it.

I'll have to take your word for it. And perhaps I will try it, at some point tonight. But what is it made out of? What sort of food is it?

Now THAT is definitely true. I run a tight operation. Good to meet you, Ben!

I was right about something? Now I'm really glad my cousin isn't here. The last thing I need is for her to ruin this moment, by saying I have "a big head".

I think I saw another mod show up... only to get taken away again. But maybe that was just my eyes playing tricks.

And that clown IS behind this mess? I don't care if it's Batman's territory... Joker's going down. Can I please go teach him a lesson?