SuperHobbit! Who has no relation whatsoever to any of you, but is a Hero in his own halfling right. Power of loyalty, courage, and sizzling awesome roast chicken and sausages over a crackling outdoor fire.
"In one hand [he] held a sword, the very light of which was a bitter pain, the other was [clenched in a fist], but held concealed some nameless menace of power and doom."
I was on Oa and heard the call for help. I am here, ready to fight evil from wherever it may come!
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!
It would seem Batman's old nemesis, the Joker, is roaming the forums. Unfortunately, I have not been able to get in touch with Batman from the Watchtower. Could someone look into this? Green Lantern perhaps?
Also, if anyone sees my niece, Miss Martian, send her my way. There remains unsolved a matter of what constitutes a clean room.
"I am Mars' sole survivor. There is a reason for that."
Hahahahaha, miss me already, Violet?! And "dangerous villains"? Psh, they aren't all that. Besides, they'd have to catch me first, remember?
Hey Edna! Long time no see!
Oh hey, Samwise the Brave! Those sausages sound good; you planning on making some?
...And you should see me run on water.
Dash! There you are you know we are supposed to stay together. And if mom hadn't told me to watch out for you, I wouldn't be looking for you.
*reemerges out of the basement (as Tony Stark) with a stack of shawarma wrapped in foil. Drops off the food on the kitchen counter*
A bit late, but we have shawarma!! *notices some newcomers*
Ah, Martian! Lantern! Good to see you two back on earth. Don't scare the natives too much, O.K?
*gives a nod to Samwise, Dash and Violet. Raising an eyebrow at the appearance of Catwoman and Supermouse*
Play nice, ladies. And no eating the mouse...
"The truth is... I am Iron Man"
Oh hey, everyone. Good to see you, Edna, it's been awhile. How's Chuck? Anyway, I can't stay for long; I have to drop Jack-Jack off at Honey's; she and Lucas are going to watch him while school is out today so I help Bob with some things.
KIDS! I did NOT give you permission to run off like that. I know school is out today but rules still apply. Get back to the house or so help me...
Proud mom of three AMAZING kids! Violet (dd), Dash (ds), and Jack-Jack (ds).
Love my hubby!
Papa Incredible salutes Edna and thanks Elastagirl for the update on the family activities since getting up late this morning.
I would Mom but I can't get Dash to come with me. I can't leave him by himself!
I have promised not to hunt Supermouse.
And he has offered to get me some hot chocolate. We will play nice.
Bob, for gosh's sake, you're not even dressed for going out...your shirt has THREE stains on it! I can't take you anywhere...
DASH! Come here RIGHT now or I will GROUND you for a MONTH.
Proud mom of three AMAZING kids! Violet (dd), Dash (ds), and Jack-Jack (ds).
Love my hubby!
Hon, I have to leave NOW to drop off Jack-Jack or I'm going to be late, and I have to stop at the cleaners on the way...can you handle this? I'll be back in a bit. Love ya.
Proud mom of three AMAZING kids! Violet (dd), Dash (ds), and Jack-Jack (ds).
Love my hubby!
He's still working on his homework, Helen! Where are all my clean shirts anyway?
OK. I guess I'll have to handle things. (Super Hero work was so much easier. )
Why are you of the opinion that capes must be eradicated? They have done nothing wrong.
Maybe on Asgard they have done nothing, but here on Earth, oh, it is too much! Heroes caught on rockets, sucked into swirling vortexes, jet turbines, caught in elevators, snagged on take off! No superhero who wears my designs shall ever have a cape.
She's the closest thing you'll get to perfection in this world, at least.
A hero after my own heart. But of course, darling, I am the BEST. One only has to look at my latest designs if there is any doubt. I can make a uniform suit whatever superpower a hero may have (including invisibility, fireproof, infinite stretching, friction, insulation for flying and freezing, oh, the list goes on!).
Ah, so many new faces. Where did you all come from? No matter, make yourselves at home, darlings. And have a cup of tea while you're at it.
Ooh, our very own hideout! Sounds great!
I've never tasted this shawarma you're talking about, but I'm willing to try it.
Also, if anyone sees my niece, Miss Martian, send her my way. There remains unsolved a matter of what constitutes a clean room.
But, but, Uncle J'onn, I got so busy with all the rumors of kidnappings and superheroes and villains. I'll clean it up later, pretty please?
(Besides, I had to have somewhere to put all that extra stuff from Mount Justice! )
Miss Mode, I guess I can understand why you don't like capes, but mine is a fashion statement - and it looks so cool when I'm flying!