Several people have disappeared as of late, including a certain Amy Pond. I have a feeling that the disappearances are connected to the forum change. If you see Amy, would you please let me know?

What?

WHAT??!?

What in the blazes is this??!

As if it wasn't bad enough, being stuck on this tiny little forum with a bunch of people who insist on pretending that they're absurd creatures like dryads and centaurs and Talking Mice. Who do you think you are, overthrowing Narniaweb and invading us with elves and dwarfs? Prigs! And I thought Caspian was a phony...

I demand that you change back at ONCE, or I will speak to the British Consul!!

The British Consul? What is that?

And another thing, I warn you that elves will not take being spoken to like such so lightly.

Nor will hobbits...

You are quite right, Lady Galadriel. I am not happy with being spoken to as such. *brings out his dwarfish sword* Speak politely to your elders, boy Eustace, or else you shall taste the bite of my steel!

*what they don't know is that we gremlins got to that sword first

Ha! That's what you think. Fortunately, I have a spare.

Well in that case... *pulls out homemade sword breaker* Beware Master Dwarf... I am very good with these things.

~Gremlin 1

I'm going to tell the Eye of Sauron on you! I told you NO MORE FIGHTING!! Mr. Fili be nice! You too Mr. Gremlin!

Is someone causing trouble in here? If you need any help, I'll be glad to lend a hand. I have some experience in...eh... stopping villains and such...

Thank you Mr. Tenth Doctor. These men are being mean to each other. I think they need bananas. But bananas are hard to come by in my part of the Shire. Do you have any?

Pah... We gremlins find bananas detestable... but if any of you should have any recipes for wolf soufle? I might be able to bargain.

Thank you Mr. Tenth Doctor. These men are being mean to each other. I think they need bananas. But bananas are hard to come by in my part of the Shire. Do you have any?

Oh yes, I always keep one in my coat pocket. I only have one, I'm afraid, but I suppose they could split it. Half a banana should give them enough potassium to calm them down, I should think.

Is someone causing trouble in here? If you need any help, I'll be glad to lend a hand. I have some experience in...eh... stopping villains and such...

Ten! You... remind me of someone I used to know. He's disappeared now, though. Can't find him anywhere. I remember you said you were the same person or something? It's all so confusing.

At any rate, though, I'm pretty good at stopping villains myself. What assistance is needed?

So here's where I finally come into my own.

As an Elf of Middle-earth, born three hundred years before the events of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, and having lived there ever since, until I moved to Ditto Town a few years ago, I love to see this finally happen. As Elves are superior to other races (even Hobbits), it's only natural that every Fantasy site should concentrate on them (or on Hobbits, since those are the ones who gets this current movie) and on their world, Middle-earth.

I'm glad to see how my influencing the mods over the years is finally paying off.
I'm going to remember the date when this happened.