I was looking forward to a good fight.

Oh don't worry you'll get one...

~The Gremlin King

Will I, Gremlin King? Excellent question. I'm afraid I don't know the answer. Though it appears that you do... in which case, I'm ready for anything you might send my way. *grips sword in a defensive stance*

One piece of advice though: the mods always win.

They ALWAYS win? Oh. Well. I guess you win, then. Congrats.

For your prize. . . KEY LIME PIE!

*drools* KEY LIME PIE. I had never discovered such a thing until today, thanks to you. Now I am forever grateful for such a marvelous blend of cooking ingredients. I will hold onto my key lime pie forevermore, and I shall defend this piece with my life.

Thank you, my dear, Rose-Tree. Your gift is much appreciated and you have gained approval from the Master Dwarf. Be proud of yourself.

FOOLISH MODERATORS! WE HAVE ALREADY CAPTURED YOUR TWO MOST POWERFUL AND INFLUENTIAL MEMBERS! NO ONE CAN HOPE TO DEFEAT THE ALL POWERFUL GREMLIN KING! JOIN ME IN MY CONQUEST!

BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW OVERLORD! NO ONE IS SAFE!

Wow! Lol... Whats going on? It looks like I joined at a really weird time. So, are you changing the site? I like hobbit and lotr but I love Narnia more. <3 Will you still talk about Narnia here?

What are mods?

Oh, Marcia, if you just joined, you made it in time for April Fools Day jokes. Welcome to NarniaWeb!

Moderators Sheriffs just "moderate" the forum and keep everyone on track.

About the whole Hobbity idea - I love it!

Wow, sounds fun.

So, what do we get to do on April Fools? I saw a moderator thing where you can apply, and I posted. I wasn't sure if I should since I'm kind of new. But only a couple other people had posted who weren't already mods. So maybe I have a chance?

I have read the hobbit so maybe I can also join in the discussions on that.

I think it's part of the joke too.

Of course, since "A New Age is Beginning" on NarniaWeb, who knows?

I'm glad I am an elven queen; I think I will fit in around here.

You mean the reading group is a joke? Or the mod thing?

I must admit to more than a slight bit of trepidation at this suden change.
after all what is a Marsh-wiggle to do in such a place? The only marshes I hear of in this Middle Earth has dead people floating about in them.
Good Wolf. I shall wander about in this strange site for awhile, but I must admit it will be a trial.

How dare you call the Reading Group a joke. Reading classic literature is very serious business!

And, yes, everyone should submit their applications to be moderators! The more the merrier!

EDIT: Our new banner is up! We are moving farther along in the transition to full Hobbitweb!!! Yay!!!

Well.
How Hobbity Hobbity Hobbity.

The Goldfish approves. Glub. :3

Good hobbit Bolger, I do not insinuate that reading classic literature is a joke! That would be disrespectful to that very serious, wonderful book out there that starts with the word "The," continues with "H," ends with "T", and has 4 letters in between. (I will leave you to wonder which book.) I was talking about the mod thread.

this is a April Fool's day joke right