*scandalized gasp*

Of course we have a circus, and you're welcome to join anytime you wish.

*slides in next to Rose*

I'M GUILTY TOO! *sobbeths*

Must we join the circus or may we have a chance to redeem ourselves? We have been on this forum for a long time and are willing to learn. WE'RE HAPPY PEOPLE!!!

*ahem...* Sorry.

Very nice opening post Daisy dear. I'm proud of you.
I'm so excited about this change. Now their is a forum for The Hobbit that I feel comfortable allowing my children to be on.

The Rose-Tree Dryad - There will be a Narnia thread opening up. There will be a Hobbit Reading group opening up. That will help you with the background knowledge. I love your name by the way.

Gentle - I suggest you join the reading group too.

HA! I knew this switch must one day come! Therefore, I prepared myself ages ago. See? My username is of Quenyan origin! Perhaps this will be the final motivator for me to come back to the forum permanently.

*considers applying for a sheriff position*

~Menelve

*Hands the Gentle Warrior some leafkerchiefs to dry her eyes with* There, there. If all else fails, there is always the circus, and we two have always been good at unintentionally making people laugh. ... Ahem. At least there will be lots of pie?

Ah, a reading group sounds most enlightening, Miss Cotton! And thank you muchly. Although I suppose I shall have to change it to The Rose-Tree Entwife at some point.

The Rose-Tree Entwife?

Oh... you mean, you were serious? *cough* I think it's a splendid idea.

*glares at Fili, disliking him more and more*

*takes Rose's leafkerchief and sniffles* Yes, I suppose so. I am one to quite often make others laugh. With my typos and tripping ability, we'll be the best paid ones at the circus! I can even sell my Chatlogs as antiques of the old forum!!

There's better be pie... chocolate silk pie too. Or banana... or cheesecake... or brownies....

Guess i'm going to have to change my username too... however I have a feeling my account is under investigation.

*glares at Fili, disliking him more and more*

Glad to hear it. It is truly an honor to earn the dislike of a fair lady such as you. I cannot believe you would even deign to look at a lowly dwarf like me, and yet you have. Even though your opinion of me is less than favorable, at least you have taken the time to notice me, and that is cause for rejoicing indeed.

Oh goodness gracious, Master Fili is being humble. Watch out, the sky may fall any minute! Take that humble cloak off, Fili, it doesn't suit you; you look far better being bombastic and superior!

...Oh, thank goodness you said that, Bilbo. I don't think I could have lasted much longer while feigning such... such... *gulp* humility. I think pride is much better suited to the Master of the Dwarves. I shall return to my egotistical self immediately.

HA, I knew it! You lot are nothing but self-centered things aren't you?........

I may be a lady, but that was to NARNIAWEB moderators! Good heavens. I think I may have to start a revolt... Btw, any of you "fine" mods know what is happening to Rose at this current moment?!

*pulls out bow and arrow* I'm not afraid to use this! Imposters and user-lookalikes are NOT liked on this forum, whether for one member or a million!

Very nice opening post Daisy dear. I'm proud of you.

Thank you mommy. I know I am kind of young to be a sherriff, but I hope to make you proud of me. I like it here. Now that I've had my afternoon nap and I have afternoon tea I will get to work and look at new posts!

HA, I knew it! You lot are nothing but self-centered things aren't you?........

I object to this comment, and if my other dwarf-folk were here, they would object too. It is a bad idea to insult a dwarf of any kind; we are very loyal folk. We hold friendships forever, and grudges just as long.

I may be a lady, but that was to NARNIAWEB moderators! Good heavens. I think I may have to start a revolt... Btw, any of you "fine" mods know what is happening to Rose at this current moment?!

Revolt if you must, but we will win. We always do. And in answer to your question regarding Rose, I haven't a clue.

*pulls out bow and arrow* I'm not afraid to use this! Imposters and user-lookalikes are NOT liked on this forum, whether for one member or a million!

Well then! If that's the way you want it... *pulls out his dwarfish sword* Bring it on.

Mr. Fili, be nice. It's against the rules to start a fight!

Ah, but that is where you are wrong! Those were the rules on the old NarniaWeb, which has since passed away. On HobbitWeb, I think the rules should be quite different. What good is a dwarf mod if he cannot use his sword?

Oh, and by the way, 'tis Master Fili. Not Mister. What a difference one tiny letter makes!