Um. So- Puddleglum would look something like this:

The Lady of the Green Kirtle having a mole the size of a grape on her nose...
-shudder-

Aslan could have the voice of Johnny Depp XD

They alter Aslan's Secret Identity to someone more politically correct.

There is no Real Narnia. It was all a dream. After all, spirituality and the afterlife are not tremendously politically correct either.

They make the Calormenes be blond and speak with an accent that is not phonetic and sounds like "bar bar bar". Gotta avoid any remote connection with the Muslims. And the Nazis are the only bad guys allowed nowadays pretty much.

If you try to not offend anyone, you will end up not pleasing anyone either.

The script for SC could include Caspian proposing to Ramandu's Daughter, and Ramandu's Daughter refuses.

[RD] Caspian, come heah.

[Caspian] Dear, I love you. I wish to spend the rest of my life with you.

[RD] Mawwiage?

[Caspian] *kneels on one knee* Dear one who has no real name, would you do me the honor of… becoming my bride?

[RD] There are some things we need to straighten out first…

[Caspian] Pbssh. We love each other, right?

[RD] Yes. But what would our children look like?

[Lucy] *imagines the creepiest thing ever*

*horror music*

I love this thread.

Glimfeather/Jill romance. I can't wait to hear the fanfiction that will stem from it.

Trumpkin tries to kill Eustace and Jill! And Caspian is... BALD!

And Caspian is... BALD!

That would actually make sense, since Caspian is about 70 years old in SC.

-Edmund could be in love with Jill Pole
-Lucy could move to America and turn out to be just like Susan
-Trumpkin could be on board the Dawn Treader

The Lantern Waste is actually called so because its a lightbulb graveyard...

As an interesting twist they could find out Aslan and Tash really are the same person...

And 12. That Puddlegollum made me That should be what we call him -- Puddlegollum.

~Riella

Hmm... how about LotGK/Eustace?

They could have made Tumnus look like a minotaur and Aslan could have been a leopard

Since we all know that the escape from Harfang is just not exciting enough , here's my new, improved version:

They realize that they must undertake a daring escape from Harfang (because, after all, the fate of Narnia depends on it). So they have Puddleglum romance the giant nurse . He arranges a tryst outside the walls of Harfang. Once outside, our three heroes make their bold escape.

It doesn't take long for the giantess to realize that she's been stood up , so she sounds the alarm, and a bunch of giant storm troopers rush out of the castle, in hot pursuit of the kids. Now, it turns out to be a good thing that Jill was taking karate classes at Experiment House. She single-handedly kicks the giants' butts . Once they are safe, she and Puddleglum discover that, in the scuffle, Eustace has been shoved into a crack under a wall. They follow after him and soon find themselves in Underland.