Ok funniest moment... um.... I liked when Eustace said, "You're a magical boat in a magical world, can't you row yourself!."

and the dufflepuds, "Beware the oppressor, he's very oppressive"

and of course Reep, "No one touches the tail!"

*Edit* Oh and when Reep was telling Eustace about the other dragon'd and he said, "I met another dragon... he was feircer than you" (it was something like that..) That was a good line...

Oh, gosh, I can't pick any! But, my personal favourites are as follows:

(Cambridge, beginning of movie)
Lucy: Another few months? How will we survive?
Edmund: It's alright for you, at least you get your own room, I'm stuck with mullet mouth.

Eustace: Note to self, investigate legal ramifications in impaling relatives.

(Dawn Treader)
Caspian (talking about Rhindon): Here, hold it if you wish.
Edmund: Peter gave it to you.
Caspian turns, smiling
Caspian: I did save this for you though.
Gives Edmund the torch, who replies really unenthusiastically

Eustace's entire interaction with Reepicheep, and their duel.

Reepicheep: Quite the complainer isn't he?
Edmund: He's just warming up.

(Narrowhaven)
Eustace: after knocking Gumpas into the ocean Oh God, I hope that wasn't British Consul!

(Magician's Island)
Dufflepud: Seems they brought a pig.

Lucy: What was that?
Coriakin: Lint, but don't tell them.

(Dragon/Deathwater)
Eustace: Oh sure, follow the imaginary blue star to the island of Raman-do-do, and place seven stake knives at the table of a talking lion.

Edmund: Is there any way to change him back?
Caspian: Not that I know of.
Eustace the dragon glances at everone, glaring slightly
Edmund: Aunt Alberta will not be pleased.

(Dark Island)
Caspian screaming "Edmund!" during the Sea Serpent attack sounded really girly, like someone had tried to do an ADR or turn his voice into a chipmunk and it didn't work. Maybe it was just me, but everyone at all three of my showings laughed so hard at that bit.

As you probably noticed, there aren't many other funny lines that no one else has mentioned, I know I've repeated some, but oh well.

Otherwise, I love all the funny moments in this movie, and almost every line that Eustace says before he becomes a dragon is funny. Cudos Will Poulter!

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I thought the line was like this

Caspian: Found your sea legs, Eustace?
Eustace: Never lost them. My mother says I have an acute disposition...due to my intelligence.

I loved the moment where Eustace touches "the tail" and Reep says "No one touches the tail!"

Did anyone catch this moment while the painting is coming alive?

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Edmund: I bet you told Alberta I was the one who stole her candy! *adopts low, menancing voice* Well, guess WHAT?

Eustace: What?!

Edmund: I found them under your bed, and I licked every. Single. One. Of them.

Eustace: Eww, I'm infected!

There are quite some funny scenes in the movie

1 Reepicheep: no one touches the tail

2 the "i can change form if you want" NO!

3 Dragon Eustaces glare at everyone when he hear that a dragons treasure always is enchanted

4 Dufflepuds so very funny.

5 Most of Eustaces pre-dragon scenes.

^^ haha I love that bit! and Eustace at the end says "I'm infected with you!" to Edmund, I caught that the second time I saw it

When he first boarded the Dawn Treader and heard the minotaur speak and fainted...that was hilarious also when he was talking to the seagull...too funny!

He had a few funny moments which added a little humor to the movie!

yeah ive come to apprectiate the Eustace talking to the seagull scene more and more..

I think the funniest moment is not when Reep says "Perhaps we could throw him back in" but when Edmund is actually *considering* the option (until Lucy punches him)

The scene where the minotaur laughs at Eustace talking to the seagull is funny too. (Does anyone else think that the minotaur in this film is especially authentic?)

There's also a little joke that I like in the beginning of the movie.
Eustace enters the room and teases Ed & Lu :
"There once were two orphans who wasted their time believing in Narnian nursery rhyme."
Then Edmunds fights back:
"There once was a boy called Eustace, who read books for the facts that were useless."

That's one of my favorites, LessThanGold! The savor in Edmund's voice is hilarious. "I LICKED every one of them!"

And as for unintentionally funny moments...When the crew all cry "For Narnia!", and Lucy follows, suit, I really can't help myself. I keep busting into giggles at Lucy's girly "For Narnia!". Someday movie people will figure out that girls aren't great at battle cries. Till then, I can't keep the snickers down.

Also, when Caspian tells RD "You are most beautiful." It's not as funny as his line in the book, but still, the idea of Caspian hitting on anybody in front of his entire crew is just too funny.

And as for unintentionally funny moments...When the crew all cry "For Narnia!", and Lucy follows, suit, I really can't help myself. I keep busting into giggles at Lucy's girly "For Narnia!". Someday movie people will figure out that girls aren't great at battle cries. Till then, I can't keep the snickers down.

*is miffed* It's the thought that counts! Ladies mean it just as much when they give a battle cry - it's not our fault we don't sound as manly as guys!

I'm not sure what scene was the funniest. The Eustace Faints scene was a lot funnier then I thought it would be. But I know the ones I really liked were the Dufflepuds' "Oppressor" and Eustace complaining about the boat not rowing itself.

Oh! I know - I loved the line about the "Senile old coot"

I had forgotten about so many of these...

"And I licked every single one of them!" Love that part! HAd forgooten about it though.

Oh yeah, on girl's battle cry note; remember Eowyn in LotR? Men: (impressively) "DEATH!" Eowyn: (not so impressively) "Death!" Adeona, don't be mad! It's just...so..*crumples on floor laughing*

Oh, and I get the giggles every time I think of this one:

Eustace: Father, he's making faces at you!...(wimpily) Father, he's going to hit me!! I can't help it, I'm laughing now!

Although I never really actually "lol"...*shrugs*

when Edmund's being carried by Dragon Eustace and he sees the words:
"I AM EUSTACE"
burned into the ground and Edmund looks so shocked: "You've got to be joking!"
and Dragon Eustace has this look on his face like, "Tell me about it." (sarcastically)

Oh I had to click other, because there are just so many of them! I loved the Edmund-Eutace interaction lines, and most of Eustace's full stop. I laugh just thinking about it