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FriendofNarnia2
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- The book is made into seven movies. The titles of the movies would be:

Why Digory Wouldn't Go Save Her
Digory Makes Up His Mind
Digory and the Battle for Charn
Jadis Takes Over The World
The Stories of Jadis' Rule
Digory Saves Narnia and the World
The Stories of the Magician's Nephew Lewis Never Told

- Digory and Polly fall asleep in the Wood Between the Worlds never to wake up again.

- Jadis bonks Aslan on the head with the lamppost and he falls over.

- Polly and Digory get lost in the Western Wilds and never make it to the garden.

- Polly and Digory forget to mark their pool and forget which one was "their world", they spent the rest of their life jumping into random pools, and trying to figure out how to get out of all the different worlds.

- Jadis accidently speaks the deplorable word again with Digory and Polly present.

Check out "The Magician's Nephew" and "The Last Battle" trailers I created!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwWtuk3Qafg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPxboeZqrA

Posted : April 8, 2011 5:36 am
Dinode
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NarniaWeb Guru

20. Magician's Nephew will be a PC nightmare, where it is cruel to send poor ickle guinea pigs to be abandoned in strange woods. Digory is sent for psychiatric evaluation when he insists on ringing bells and manhandling Polly to do so. Far from his being any sort of hero, he and Polly are counselled by Jadis on non-sexist conflict resolution. 8-} Uncle Andrew's drinking problem is quietly not mentioned and Jadis tries to take over Buckingham Palace. :-$

This is technically several things that could go wrong.

- The book is made into seven movies. The titles of the movies would be:

Why Digory Wouldn't Go Save Her
Digory Makes Up His Mind
Digory and the Battle for Charn
Jadis Takes Over The World
The Stories of Jadis' Rule
Digory Saves Narnia and the World
The Stories of the Magician's Nephew Lewis Never Told

- Digory and Polly fall asleep in the Wood Between the Worlds never to wake up again.

- Jadis bonks Aslan on the head with the lamppost and he falls over.

- Polly and Digory get lost in the Western Wilds and never make it to the garden.

- Polly and Digory forget to mark their pool and forget which one was "their world", they spent the rest of their life jumping into random pools, and trying to figure out how to get out of all the different worlds.

- Jadis accidently speaks the deplorable word again with Digory and Polly present.

This one too. We now have 30.

31. We don't get to see the creation of the stars. :(

32. White Witch replaced with the Lady of the Green Kirtle. (That was my brothers idea, not mine! ^#(^ )

Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.

Topic starter Posted : April 8, 2011 8:28 am
wolfloversk
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The Wandering, Wild & Welcoming Winged Wolf Hospitality Committee

-That there is a person who is freinds with the movie makers that has been reading this thread and thinks it would be a good idea to make a joke on them and tell them all of these ideas except say, "The fans think this should all be in MN"

~x(

"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down

Posted : April 8, 2011 9:13 am
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