"Sources say the popular number Googloplex has brainwashed children into believing that the Sidney Opera House, the Beatles, and the Philistines are synonymous!"

New headline:

"Royal Mail postmen delivering giant tarantulas and scorpions"

"Royal Mail postmen delivering giant tarantulas and scorpions in crates that look like ordinary packages"

"Royal Mail bakers delivering giant cakes and scones in crates that look like extraordinary sweets"

Presidential Mail bakers delivering giant cakes and scones in crates from Sugar Rush.

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Bakers Delivering Giant Cakes and Scones In Crates Induce Sugar Rush in President!

Bakers Delivering Giant Cakes and Scones In Crates Induce Sugar Rush in President! The secret service is investigating for a possible terrorist motives.

Bakers Delivering Giant Cakes and Scones In Crates Induce Sugar Rush in President! The secret service believes the terrorists were hungry.

Bakers Delivering Giant Cakes and Scones In Crates Induce Sugar Rush in the Entire Presidential Staff! The secret service believes the terrorists were vindictive dietitians.

Bakers Eat all the Giant Cakes and Scones in Crates so there is no Sugar Rush for the Entire Presidential Staff! The Secret Service believes the Terrorists were Vindictive Sugar-Addicts.

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Bakers Spit all the Giant's Cakes and Scones into Crates so Sugar Rush will not be Delivered to the President's Arcade! The Secret Service Believes said Bakers were Vindictive Villains.

Bakers stole all the Giant's Cakes and Scones so Sugar Rush will not be delivered to the President's Arcade! The Secret Service believes the Bakers were Vindictive Villains. The International Association of Giants have threatened to cut diplomatic ties with our government!

Bakers stole all the Giant's Cakes and Scones so Sugar Rush will not be delivered to the President's Arcade! The Secret Service believes the Bakers were Vindictive Villains. The International Association of Giants have declared war with our government! The country is on high alert!

The Baker family stole all the Giant's cakes and scones so Sugar Rush will not be delivered to the President's Arcade! The Secret Service believes the Bakers are really vindictive villains. The Giants have gone on strike and will play no more ball games until they get their baked goods.

The Banker family stole all the Giant's cakes of platinum and cones of silver so Gold Rush will not be delivered to the President's Treasury! The Secret Service believes the Bankers are really vindictive villains. The Giants have gone on strike and will play no more ball games until they get their banked goods.