Ron Weasley, after several years of marriage to Hermione, becomes an incurable perfectionist and this is his guide to getting everything in one's life Absolutely Just So.
Hinds' Feet on High Places
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
A book about deer living in mountain habitats.
The Shining Company
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
A manual for window cleaning. Tips for a streak-free shine!
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
Biography of a prominent hat designer.
[I love this actual book, and first read it over 50 years ago]
Enchanted Glass
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
You've heard of Cinderella, but have you heard of Windoella? It's the same story, but Windoella is a NYC window cleaner, who is beaten down by her stupid (and ugly) supervisor and the daily grind. Will her prince charming be in the penthouse suite?
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
A feline foodie's memoir about being alienated by a culinary world where so many recipes feature ingredients that are repellent to cats, such as citrus.
The Sword in the Stone
A jeweller discovers a miniaturised weapon inside a gem he is resetting in a ring.
I Capture The Castle
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
The autobiography of a petulant 17th century king in which he details every military victory and how each one was due solely to his own prowess. Has been adapted twice - as a sitcom and as a star-studded dark satire on the modern corporate world.
King Kong
"In the end, there is something to which we say: 'This I must do.'"
- Gordon T. Smith
avi by Flambeau
An alliterated Dr Seuss book about kind King Kong’s keen kitten.
Eight Cousins
A sitcom about an extended family and all the trials and joys of living in close proximity with your cousins.
The Drowned Vault
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
An account of an underwater athlete whose dreams of setting new records in high jump and long jump are thwarted by the failure of his scuba gear.
The Wonderful World of Peanuts
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
An in-depth analysis of the Peanuts comic strip by Charles Schulz and its impact on society.
The Secret of Monkey Island
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
It's a kid's mystery book where the intrepid protagonists get marooned on Monkey Island.
Incredible--and True!--Fishing Stories
Avatar created by Valia
A tell-all exposé from a former scam artist detailing his success at convincing people to give him sensitive information, interspersed with a few trout fishing vacations.
The Singing Tree
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
The life story of a musically gifted young Dryad and her unexpected rise to stardom after winning Narnia's Got Talent.
To Kill a Mockingbird
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)