A set of tables that list criminal activities and the consequeces of each one.
Hairy Maclary From Donaldson's Dairy
[a real NZ classic]
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : June 14, 2020 11:54 pm
The exploits of a very large, very hirsute Scottish dairy farmer who takes a claymore to all those who dare try to rustle his wee Hieland coos. Or to laugh at his kilt.
(Don't worry, we Aussies are very familiar with the real book and all its sequels — I grew up on them! 
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Blinky Bill and Nutsy
[an Australian classic in return]
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : June 15, 2020 10:59 am
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Bill, a young man with an eye spasm, goes on adventures with his pet squirrel and regularly gets into mischief.
(I am completely unfamiliar with the source material, so I hope none of that is actually accurate. 
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The Fellowship of the Ring
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : June 15, 2020 4:30 pm
Some teens become friends with a sentient, magical, talking ring and form a club in it's honor when it's destroyed.
The Lion King
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : June 17, 2020 12:58 am
A movie about Richard the Lionheart and his exploits in the Holy Land.
Sense and Sensibility
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : June 17, 2020 12:02 pm
A book about an abstract artist with synesthesia and their overbearing mother who is always telling them to be sensible and stop associating colors with numbers and smells.
Around the World in 80 Days
Posted : June 18, 2020 9:28 pm
An astronomical book explaining how the year on the planet Mercury is sometimes speeded up from its usual 88 days.
Now We Are Six
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : June 18, 2020 10:03 pm
A retelling of the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale The Wild Swans, told from the perspective of Elisa's six brothers.
Snow White and Rose Red
Posted : June 19, 2020 3:57 pm
A children’s book teaching colors.
Animal Farm
Posted : June 19, 2020 6:41 pm
A children's book all about farm animals. Preferably the lift-the-flap sort, or with buttons to press to make all the animal noises. 
Nineteen Eighty-Four
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : June 20, 2020 3:24 am
A prank book that looks like a serious novel but starts playing the 80s tune "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley when you open it.
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Posted : June 20, 2020 4:43 pm
A heartwarming story about a school of merfolk who find out about baseball, and decide to adapt the game to underwater life, where it exploded in popularity.
Til We Have Faces
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : June 22, 2020 3:39 pm
Meltintalle and The Rose-Tree Dryad liked
A look at the history and craftsmanship of Venetian mask makers and why certain faces and styles are perennially popular.
The Red House Mystery
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 22, 2020 7:27 pm
A Painters' Guild Investigation into why a house was painted the wrong colour.
The Two Towers
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : June 22, 2020 8:03 pm
The story of two rival software companies whose headquarters are in neighboring skyscrapers.
A Study In Scarlet
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Posted : June 22, 2020 9:52 pm