I'm very sorry, Ma'am. Thank you for finding the bridle - now we're just missing the horse.
Waiter, there's a vase in my soup!
Death is swallowed up in victory.
Topic starter
Posted : November 7, 2020 2:58 pm
Well we were trying to serve soup in the vase, but it got confused.
Waiter, there's a box of matches in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : November 7, 2020 10:45 pm
Yes, the chef is trying out a 'birthday soup' recipe. He told us it would be 'lit'.
Waiter, there's a wheel in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : November 10, 2020 8:05 am
My apologies, last night's floor show starred a unicyclist. I'll need to contact the performer.
Waiter! There is a Balmain bug in my soup!
Posted : November 12, 2020 1:50 pm
Meltintalle liked
Don't worry. It is aquatic. It can still breathe.
Waiter, there's a paper towel in my soup!
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : November 12, 2020 9:21 pm
Yes, sir - it's to mop up any soup you might spill.
Waiter, there's a left sock in my soup!
Death is swallowed up in victory.
Topic starter
Posted : November 14, 2020 3:31 pm
Yes, madam, we have a special offer of a free pair of socks if you order two servings of soup.
Waiter, there's a false nose in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : November 14, 2020 8:41 pm
And you’ll want to know why, I’m sure. ...It’s because you’re so nosy.
Waiter, there is kelp in my soup!
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : November 15, 2020 4:24 pm
Hmm, must have been put there by a kelpie.
Waiter there's an origami crane in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : November 16, 2020 11:35 am
That's our peace soup, ma'am.
Waiter, there's a dagger in my soup!
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : November 16, 2020 11:43 am
Ryadian liked
Thank you, ma'am for bringing it to my attention, so that the police, waiting out the back door, can test it for fingerprints. Someone just tried to murder the chef. 
Any other soup served will be on the house.
Waiter! There is a whole bottle of brandy in my soup!
Posted : November 18, 2020 5:34 pm
Courtenay liked
I'm sorry; did you order the special with the flask of brandy? I'll fix that for you, right away.
Waiter, there's a snowflake in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : November 19, 2020 6:38 pm
Pardon me, madam, but are you sure about that? I don't see anything but steam.
Waiter, there's a bookmark in my soup!
Death is swallowed up in victory.
Topic starter
Posted : November 19, 2020 6:44 pm
If you need to get up from the table, you’ll know right where you left off!
Waiter, there’s a choir in my soup!
Posted : November 22, 2020 11:16 am
Yes, of course, madame - the dinner music you requested!
Waiter, there's a camera in my soup!
Death is swallowed up in victory.
Topic starter
Posted : November 22, 2020 3:27 pm