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Waiter, there's Something in My Soup!

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ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

I'm very sorry, Ma'am. Thank you for finding the bridle - now we're just missing the horse.

Waiter, there's a vase in my soup!

God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.

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Topic starter Posted : November 7, 2020 2:58 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Well we were trying to serve soup in the vase, but it got confused.

 

Waiter, there's a box of matches in my soup!

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : November 7, 2020 10:45 pm
Meltintalle
(@mel)
Member Moderator

Yes, the chef is trying out a 'birthday soup' recipe. He told us it would be 'lit'. 

 

Waiter, there's a wheel in my soup!

We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton

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Posted : November 10, 2020 8:05 am
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

My apologies, last night's floor show starred a unicyclist. I'll need to contact the performer.

Waiter! There is a Balmain bug in my soup!

 

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Posted : November 12, 2020 1:50 pm
Movie Aristotle
(@risto)
NarniaWeb Junkie

Don't worry. It is aquatic. It can still breathe.

 

Waiter, there's a paper towel in my soup!

Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto

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Posted : November 12, 2020 9:21 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Yes, sir - it's to mop up any soup you might spill.

Waiter, there's a left sock in my soup!

God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.

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Topic starter Posted : November 14, 2020 3:31 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Yes, madam, we have a special offer of a free pair of socks if you order two servings of soup. 

 

Waiter, there's a false nose in my soup!

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : November 14, 2020 8:41 pm
Movie Aristotle
(@risto)
NarniaWeb Junkie

And you’ll want to know why, I’m sure. ...It’s because you’re so nosy.

Waiter, there is kelp in my soup!

Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto

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Posted : November 15, 2020 4:24 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Hmm, must have been put there by a kelpie. 

 

Waiter  there's an origami crane in my soup!

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

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Posted : November 16, 2020 11:35 am
Courtenay
(@courtenay)
NarniaWeb Fanatic Hospitality Committee

That's our peace soup, ma'am.

Waiter, there's a dagger in my soup!

"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)

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Posted : November 16, 2020 11:43 am
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waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Thank you, ma'am for bringing it to my attention, so that the police, waiting out the back door, can test it for fingerprints. Someone just tried to murder the chef.   Shocked It wasnt me Praying   Nail biting I dont wanna see Crying   Beat up Worried Not talking No no Whew Any other soup served will be on the house.

 

Waiter! There is a whole bottle of brandy in my soup!

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Posted : November 18, 2020 5:34 pm
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Meltintalle
(@mel)
Member Moderator

I'm sorry; did you order the special with the flask of brandy? I'll fix that for you, right away.

Waiter, there's a snowflake in my soup!

We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton

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Posted : November 19, 2020 6:38 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Pardon me, madam, but are you sure about that? I don't see anything but steam.

Waiter, there's a bookmark in my soup!

God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.

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Topic starter Posted : November 19, 2020 6:44 pm
Sun-muffin
(@sun-muffin)
NarniaWeb Nut

If you need to get up from the table, you’ll know right where you left off! 

Waiter, there’s a choir in my soup!

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Posted : November 22, 2020 11:16 am
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Giggle

Yes, of course, madame - the dinner music you requested!

Waiter, there's a camera in my soup!

God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.

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Topic starter Posted : November 22, 2020 3:27 pm
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