Well, it's not mine - is it your bad penny?
Waiter, there's a notebook in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : July 18, 2020 3:17 pm
Well, if you'd ordered the consommé . . .
Waiter, there's a stamp in my soup.
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Posted : July 19, 2020 11:56 am
Yes, it's a stamp of approval, see?
Waiter, there's a dinosaur in my soup.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 20, 2020 7:15 am
Yes, it's our primordial soup, ma'am.
Waiter, there's a feather in my soup!
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : July 20, 2020 2:26 pm
Ryadian liked
That's what puts the wild in our chicken and wild rice soup.
Waiter, there's a clock in my soup!
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Posted : July 21, 2020 12:46 pm
Ryadian liked
You asked for extra thyme.
Waiter, there's a shoehorn in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
We thought it could help you fit it into your busy day.
Waiter, there’s an owl in my soup!
Posted : July 22, 2020 6:20 am
Whooooooo put that in there??
Waiter, there's a bar of soap in my soup!
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Posted : July 22, 2020 7:11 am
Yes, you've been picked for our next tongue-twister: Suddenly Suds sups on sudsy, soapy, soup!
Waiter, there's a blanket in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 25, 2020 8:25 pm
We're keeping the soup warm for you!
Waiter, there's a submarine in my soup!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : July 25, 2020 10:16 pm
One of the cooks dropped her ring into the soup, we are conducting a thorough search for it.
Waiter, there’s a hinge in my soup!
Posted : July 26, 2020 12:26 pm
But no door? How strange.
Waiter, there's a tea candle in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : July 31, 2020 1:59 pm
You said you wanted the largest bowl of soup we had, so technically the whale isn't in the soup's bowl, the soup is in the whale's bowl.
Waiter, there's a cuneiform tablet in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : August 2, 2020 7:01 pm
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I guess the cook was digging through the kitchen.
Waiter, there's a rose in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : August 8, 2020 11:15 am
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