How wonderful! It's your "lucky day" - you've won free soup for a year!

Waiter, there's a pencil sharpener in my soup!

Oh dear, yes. We ran out of blocks on cheese and needed a way to shred the cheese sticks. As you can see, it was an inefficient process. 

Waiter, there's a sprig of lavender in my soup!

Yes there is a lavender farm in the vicinity, & they suggested in one of their cookbooks, a sprig of lavender would make a lovely garnish for that particular kind of soup, to set off the colour. Lavender has a beautiful perfume which is entirely natural. They even sell lavender lollies there as well as other merchandise.

Waiter! There are half a dozen prunes floating in my soup!

We were just putting the 'lax(ative)' in relax and enjoy your meal, ma'am!

Waiter, there's a bumblebee in my soup!

Actually, that's just "bumblebee soup".  Ya know, black beans, corn, + bacon!  No bees were harmed, bumble or otherwise!

Waiter, there's an eraser in my soup!

Of course we would supply a rubber, to rub out any spelling & idiomatic errors, when you filled in your online order form for alphabet soup. As you enjoy your soup you may reflect that the term we use locally for an eraser is a...rubber.  

Waiter!  There is a jug in my soup! 

I apologize! We've been short-staffed recently, an trying to juggle as many orders as we can at any given moment!

Waiter!?! There's a dumbbell in my soup!!

My apologies. Apparently the chef noticed you ordered a high-iron soup and decided to increase the iron content even more.

Waiter, there's a paint can in my soup!

Sorry! We try not to use artificial colors but I guess the cat is out of the bag!

Waiter, there is a vase in my soup!

Isn't it more a question of the soup in the vase? What better sort of container would we use to serve with cauliflower soup ?

Waiter! There is an iconic sapphire ring in my soup?

Yay! Glad you're engaged! No wait... Was that the table to the right? 

Waiter, there's a pillow in my soup!

...you did order the marshmallow soup right? Wait, what did I put on the cook's chair? ...oh dear...

Waiter, there's a fan in my soup!

Yes, I'm afraid you will need that fan, because the hot curried soup you ordered is also piping hot.

Waiter!  There is a stethoscope in my soup!

Our chef is practicing to break the vegetable-chopping record and needed to calculate his beets per minute.

Waiter, there is a button in my soup.

Yes, if you press the button something exciting will happen to your soup!

Waiter, there's a bronze medal in my soup.