How wonderful! It's your "lucky day" - you've won free soup for a year!
Waiter, there's a pencil sharpener in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
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Posted : April 18, 2021 3:10 pm
Oh dear, yes. We ran out of blocks on cheese and needed a way to shred the cheese sticks. As you can see, it was an inefficient process.
Waiter, there's a sprig of lavender in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : April 25, 2021 6:45 pm
Yes there is a lavender farm in the vicinity, & they suggested in one of their cookbooks, a sprig of lavender would make a lovely garnish for that particular kind of soup, to set off the colour. Lavender has a beautiful perfume which is entirely natural. They even sell lavender lollies there as well as other merchandise.
Waiter! There are half a dozen prunes floating in my soup!
Posted : April 26, 2021 6:13 am
We were just putting the 'lax(ative)' in relax and enjoy your meal, ma'am!
Waiter, there's a bumblebee in my soup!
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Posted : April 28, 2021 10:56 am
Actually, that's just "bumblebee soup". Ya know, black beans, corn, + bacon! No bees were harmed, bumble or otherwise!
Waiter, there's an eraser in my soup!
This is the journey
This is the trial
For the hero inside us all
I can hear adventure call
Here we go
Posted : May 13, 2021 2:02 pm
Of course we would supply a rubber, to rub out any spelling & idiomatic errors, when you filled in your online order form for alphabet soup. As you enjoy your soup you may reflect that the term we use locally for an eraser is a...rubber. 
Waiter! There is a jug in my soup!
Posted : May 13, 2021 5:14 pm
I apologize! We've been short-staffed recently, an trying to juggle as many orders as we can at any given moment!
Waiter!?! There's a dumbbell in my soup!!
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@highkingpete
@queensuthegentle
@kingedthejust
@queenluthevaliant
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Posted : May 24, 2021 2:10 pm
My apologies. Apparently the chef noticed you ordered a high-iron soup and decided to increase the iron content even more.
Waiter, there's a paint can in my soup!
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
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Posted : June 19, 2021 4:34 pm
Sorry! We try not to use artificial colors but I guess the cat is out of the bag!
Waiter, there is a vase in my soup!
"But even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did." - (King Edmund the Just, Horse and his Boy)
Posted : June 19, 2021 6:52 pm
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Isn't it more a question of the soup in the vase? What better sort of container would we use to serve with cauliflower soup ?
Waiter! There is an iconic sapphire ring in my soup?
Posted : June 20, 2021 9:59 pm
Yay! Glad you're engaged! No wait... Was that the table to the right?
Waiter, there's a pillow in my soup!
"But even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did." - (King Edmund the Just, Horse and his Boy)
Posted : June 25, 2021 7:20 am
...you did order the marshmallow soup right? Wait, what did I put on the cook's chair? ...oh dear...
Waiter, there's a fan in my soup!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 25, 2021 6:46 pm
Yes, I'm afraid you will need that fan, because the hot curried soup you ordered is also piping hot.
Waiter! There is a stethoscope in my soup!
Posted : June 25, 2021 9:22 pm
Our chef is practicing to break the vegetable-chopping record and needed to calculate his beets per minute.
Waiter, there is a button in my soup.
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : July 26, 2021 10:02 pm
Yes, if you press the button something exciting will happen to your soup!
Waiter, there's a bronze medal in my soup.
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : July 27, 2021 5:02 am