Noodle: A naked poodle

Define: Humans

Humans: Creatures that walk on two legs and like to play with phones

Define: Cheese

Cheese: moldy milk that human beings call delicious

Define: Bed

Bed: Title of Prince Charles' cover version of a Michael Jackson song ("I'm bed, you know I'm bed...")

Define: Milkshake

Milkshake: a cold stew of juice, fruit, milk and the kitchen sink

Define: Mall

Mall: A big building with lots of stuff where go to get into debt

Define: Shoes

Shoes: things that make my feet sore!

Define: computers

Computers: machines that are secretly taking over the world by getting human beings addicted to them

Define: Sun

Sun: an object the Lady of the Green Kirtle claimed did not exist

Define: moon

Moon: a big object in the sky made of cheese

Define: Trees

Trees: things that attacked Isengard and the Telmarines

Define: Chair

Chair: what posh English people do when they're happy and excited (common people cheer)

Define: armour

Armour: something which the god Hephaestus makes

Define: Soap

Define: Overcast

Overcast: Too much bronze in your statue.

Define: blacksmith