1. You can use a tandem bike to get to places
2. A tandem bike encourages twosomeness
3. You can buy your own tandem bike

Three reasons why a well is better than a bat

1. You can get a drink of water

2. You can make a wish

3. You can hear your echo

3 reasons why a Tree is better then a DVD player

1. Trees are ecologically clean
2. You can make a fire from trees if you're cold
3. You can build stuff from trees

Three reasons why smilies are better than words

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Three reasons why tea is better than buses.

1. Tea can be produced from less ingredients
2. Catching a bus can be stressful, but tea is relaxing
3. It's easier to talk to friends over tea than in a crowded bus

Three reasons why a hammer is better than the moon.

1. Hammers are more practical in everyday use.
2. Hammers are still visible during the day.
3. If something happens to your hammer, nothing catostrophic will happen to the planet.

Three reasons why e-mail is better than orange juice.

1. You can send pictures

2. You can write a letter

3. There is no pulp in emails

3 reasons why Jackets are better then Toasters.

1. Jackets keep you warm whether indoors or outdoors
2. Jackets set off your clothes, unlike a toaster
3. Whilst toasters can toast bread, a range of other items can do the same thing without the expense of a toaster.

3 reasons why wearing a cardigan is better than a stroll on Broadway.

1. A cardigan is cheaper than a flight to New York
2. Cardigans keep you warm without exercise
3. Cardigans are tasteful in their appearance

Three reasons why dandelions are better than soap bubbles.

1. Dandelions stay pretty for longer than soap bubbles
2. You can pick dandelions and put them in a vase
3. Dandelions will come back next year without the need for any effort on your part

Three reasons why a bath tub is better than a concert.

1. A bath tub offers lots of privacy.
2. You can sing there without fear of being panned by critics.
3. Attendance is a lot more affordable.

Three reasons why a superhighway is better than an African violet.

1. A superhighway gets you to wherever you are wanting to go in a hurry.
2. A superhighway is usually built because it is necessary for the general good, after heaps of environmental impact statements to say it is safe.
3. African violets are not native to anywhere outside of Africa but can still be grown in places away from superhighways.

Three reasons why a restaurant meal is better than a gift card.

1. You can't lose a restaurant meal down the back of a sofa. (I've done this more than once with gift cards.)
2. Restaurant meals can be enjoyable social occasions.
3. A restaurant meal can warm you up on a cold winter's evening.

Three reasons why an apron is better than a ladder.

1. You can't hurt yourself by falling off an apron.
2. Aprons are much easier to clean.
3. Aprons are more useful in a kitchen than ladders.

Three reasons why dice are better than cups.

1. Dice are smaller and easier to carry.
2. Dice can be used in a multitude of games.
3. Dice can be used to help make difficult decisions like where to eat for dinner.

Three reasons why hugs are better than handshakes.